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Rusty Screw

When a male defecates into a females vagina, then proceeds to make love to her with the faceas still inside of her.
Female 1: What happened to you last night?

Female 2:After giving Kris a rusty trombone he rusty screwed me. It was so messy!

Female 1: I love it when Nick does that to me.
by RustyWelshys October 6, 2012
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universal screw over theory

(noun)
People try to treat people impudently and act as if they are not accepting their punishment when other people take what they dish out but accept their punishment when people do not take what they dish out to avoid being not left off the hook. If someone tries to treat you impudently or unjustly and you just take what they dish out then that person gets to treat you impudently.

It's necessary to an extent for some humans to have someone they can treat impudently so they can blow off steam with or for some for other purposes which may be sadistic. For someone to have a certain positive emotion it is not necessarily the case that someone else has to experience an equal emotion in magnitude but negative; however, it most certainly can work that way and some people try to treat other people unjustly, impudently or just straight out wrong but do it in such a way that they can be left off the hook and in some cases get that person's consent.
John waived his right against Kelly when Kelly screwed him over, so by the universal screw over theory, he has to let Kelly off the hook when Kelly treats him impudently.
by Resbyall July 15, 2014
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Kirk-Screw

Getting sterilized sex tools to screw a person.
I feel like Kirk-Screwing Daniel.
by Jordzn December 14, 2015
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cold screwing

When someone passes their cold onto you.
"Bob is cold screwing everyone around the office, what a dick for not using sick time"
by Maximuscrates December 6, 2016
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Flu Screw

When you really want to have sex with someone, but it's evident they have the flu; fever, chills, stuffy nose. While it should be a deterrent and you're putting your own immune system at risk, you do it anyway.
Joe was only here for one night, sick as a dog, but I had to go for the flu screw because last time we saw each other he made me cum 9 times.
by RRiveraLB January 2, 2017
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canadian screwdriver

Stick your tongue in her ass and proceed to spin around
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diffy screw

differential equations - the midway point in mathematics for most modern engineers
Once you're done with calc useless, you can take diffy screw
by mouffpiece May 12, 2016
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