A creepy man that dose cokecaine on your childs willy on the 24th of december and then sleeps with your sister
by Secret puma December 2, 2023
Get the Santamug. Jamal: Hey, did you hear that Santa's month started?
Gun: Shut the fuck up
Jamal: Santas month :)))))
Gun: Shut the fuck up
Jamal: Santas month :)))))
by Dan the nan June 3, 2022
Get the Santa's monthmug. A sexual position in which the female sticks her ass in the air and the male, wearing a Santa Claus hat & beard, sits on top of the female and drops his testicles into her anus like Santa dropping his bag of toys down the chimney.
After a little too much eggnog, Sally was feeling frisky and asked Todd to leave on the hat & beard and give her a jolly santa.
by TotesMagotes42 December 23, 2013
Get the Jolly Santamug. A really pretty person that can make you smile nonstop without knowing. She’s really pretty, even if you don’t know her irl. She can be loving, and can maje you smile through the screen. I talk about her so much, even my irl friends know about her. I love her so much <3 She makes people feel happy about themselves, and she can’t talk bad about people. She’s really caring when it’s about you. She’s the best person I’ve ever met in my entire life. She makes me feel so well about myself, and she can be wholesome too. Sometimes I just want to tell her “Marry me” but she’d respond with “I’m loyal, I’m married to @durex” </3 She still is a person you can really trust, and that you must love :))
You can’t just hate her. She’s way too cute for this <3
I love her so much, not even words explain my expressions right now. I feel so special whenever getting all those Good night texts or Good morning texts. They make me feel so loved, so supported, they make me feel something I’ve never felt /pos
Samanta, if you’re reading this
I love you so much <33
You can’t just hate her. She’s way too cute for this <3
I love her so much, not even words explain my expressions right now. I feel so special whenever getting all those Good night texts or Good morning texts. They make me feel so loved, so supported, they make me feel something I’ve never felt /pos
Samanta, if you’re reading this
I love you so much <33
Me: Omg I’ve stayed up until 4 AM this time talking to someone
Irl friend: Was it Samanta or Santa, however you call her?
Me: Yeah, how did you know?
Irl friend: You always talk to her until it’s really late. I want what you and Samanta have
Irl friend: Was it Samanta or Santa, however you call her?
Me: Yeah, how did you know?
Irl friend: You always talk to her until it’s really late. I want what you and Samanta have
by marrymeplzz November 20, 2021
Get the Samanta or Santamug. by Thick bish January 15, 2020
Get the Santamug. A fucking rapist that kids idolize. He comes in your house late at night to rape your children. He fucks 'em rough when they're in the naughty list, and he fucks them even rougher when they're in the kind list, although he finds naughty kids more attractive. If the kids aren't good at fucking, he leaves coal, if they're good, he leaves gifts. He might look like a nice gentle man but he's just a dirty rapist, who's 15.000 years old. Creepy as fuck. (P.S. HE'LL ALSO EAT YO' UGLY ASS COOKIES).
He also gives and smokes weed.
He also gives and smokes weed.
Ana: Hey Josh, what did your kid ask to Santa Claus?
Josh: My kid can't write to Santa, I don't want her to be fucked at 4 by an old man.
Ana: Good, same with my kid also, I don't want that rapist to practice gay sex with my 6-year-old son.
Josh: My kid can't write to Santa, I don't want her to be fucked at 4 by an old man.
Ana: Good, same with my kid also, I don't want that rapist to practice gay sex with my 6-year-old son.
by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 27, 2023
Get the Santa Clausmug. Only the one and only master of the bass guitar Tom Araya (note metal Santa is only a term used after he got his kickass beard)
by Mr-big-nobb November 14, 2018
Get the Metal Santamug.