Pissed on the monitor

A phrase you say when something bad has happened but also after that another bad thing happens.

Sean: Hey man I’m sorry about your dog getting hit by that car yesterday.

Kyle: Yea man but you won’t believe what happened after that. My girlfriend called and broke up with me.

Sean: Wow you just pissed on the monitor!

by Krankëmz October 13, 2021

Infused Piss

When you want to piss after busting a obese nut to your favorite waifu but there's still some cum left on your foreskin, mixing the urine with the semen.

Jerry: Dude, i needed to piss but there was some cum left on my PP! That means i made infused piss!
Thomas: wdym? What will happen now?
Jerry: idk, i guess i will give birth to a scary sewer monster.
Kat: Dude, that's gross
Jerry: So, can i piss in yo pussy, Kat?
Thomas: bro wtf

by Maxicat0 October 1, 2021

Devil's Piss

Coffee. Especially dark coffee with no sugar.

I'm going to make a quick brew of devil's piss.

by The Definer. June 9, 2023

Piss weasel

a Piss Weasel is a really annoying dick

As in Paul was a right piss weasel

by Stuart Sargent June 21, 2006

pissed - offitude

An emotional state consisting of being severely pissed - off.

I made up the word myself.

Wow, that guy certainly needs something to help his constant pissed - offitude.

by Bob882 November 17, 2004

Swamp Piss

When the bathroom has its own humidity and the odor of piss is in the air.

When walking into a public restroom and as soon as you open the door you immediately feel the climate change and the aroma of piss smacks you in the face. That my friends is Swamp Piss.

by kingofbigmac June 20, 2009

alleyway pissing

Verb: A term describing an incredibly drunk state in which one person thinks he or she is pissing in an alleyway, but is really pissing in the middle of their hallway.

Nate: Hey man, are you pissing in the middle of the hallway?

Eric: No....maybe.

Nate: Dude, you're alleyway pissing! Badoosh!

by JohnHinkleH! February 27, 2010