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unchain your pillow

Unchaining your pillow can be used in many different ways

Describing how beautifully poetic something is

or

to talk around NSFW topics
Example 1:

This poem was so beautiful, it unchained your pillow

Example 2:

I want to unchain your pillow later?
by UnchaningYourPillow April 2, 2021
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Pillow Squatter

Someone who takes a shit on their pillow before sleep
I went to john's house yesterday night and he is for sure a pillow squatter, there was shit all over his pillow.
by ZachISHEREE December 9, 2022
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Pillow is always cooler

A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".
Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.
by Kung Fu Jimmy September 13, 2022
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pillow crisis

Lady of the evening is too loud in bed.

in other words, you should have covered her face with a pillow to stop the noise. Usually a problem if you are at someone else's house, have neighbours close by, guests over, or you still live with your parents.
"That girl you were with last night was a pillow crisis" or

"damn that girl I brought home last night was the pillow crisis"
by surreywathoe July 17, 2014
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Hoverman Pillow-fight

When you’re performing a facial but as you are about to climax you turn and ejaculate onto a pillow. You then proceed to slap the receiver of the facial across the face with the pillow, transferring some of the semen to their face.
I hit my girl with the Hoverman Pillow-Fight last night
by Tickle time November 15, 2025
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weighty pillow

Shall I nestle in your weighty pillows?
by fred121 August 17, 2011
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Cumpanion pillow

An inflatable fuckfest to you through the TSA lines or HOV lines on the way to work. This durable “washable” inflatable life size a promo ally correct life like Pillow will sure to be a hit at all your upcoming events; whether your at home ,travel or just having dinner with your parents and need a date. She or he or it will get you through it.
While at jury duty I was so stressed I had to relieve myself with cumpanion pillow. The judge and other jurors objected. But I susStained and finished
by clear creek October 8, 2022
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