mario penis

by the giggle king lord of laughs August 25, 2021

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tiny penis vibes

tiny penis vibes is a term to both describe the einy teiny weiny size of a persons theoretical penis but its also a way to describe someones vibes an example would be if someone did something incredibly stupid and then you can say to your friend "omg that person has so much tiny penis vibes". You can also use this term to describe someones tiny penis. Another term that is incredibly alike small penis vibes is the well known term small pp energy

friend number 1-"Hey look over there wtf is that guy doing"
friend number 2-"Idk but he for sure has a lot of tiny penis vibes"

by stortankelitetbean November 9, 2021

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Horse Penis

The greatest thing to ever conjoin with my anus. It spread me like an eagle's wings and filled me like a jelly doughnut. When it entered my mouth, it slid down my throat like a slip n' slide and thrusted at the speed of sound. When the horse was done, I looked like a pregnant woman that ate expired mayonnaise. After a few minutes, I decided it was my turn. I angled it just right and pushed back and forth until my mayo filled the horse. Soon after, the horse pushed me down and fucked my asshole until it hit my colon. It was so deep I cried with joy. After the experience of a lifetime, I cried to the feeling of no horse penis. With 1,949 dollar, I bought a 208 foot horse penis dildo, opened the miracle, and went for the horse ride of a lifetime. It made my penis spring with joy and made me go for round two with the horse.

Michael Joseph Lee Gibson Loves Horse penis.

by HorseLover 69 December 2, 2022

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Necro-penis

1. An appendage that is literally lethal. Will murder that pussy any given Sunday and therefore is illegal to concealed carry. Legally must rock out with your cock out.

2. A small town in south Florida where there is a lot of perceived incest and smoke signals. Population 964 and shrinking due do the fucking off. Never let them see your poker face in this town.

1.

Crass money maker: hey I’m sorry for your loss. How did your girlfriend kick the bucket?

Boss Hog: I have a necro-penis!!! Look it’s literally out because that’s the law!

Crass money maker: Oh shit dude there it is, out and about for everyone to see. For my pleasure. Your as hard I me right now too!

Crass money maker: you can’t fake the fuck buster, you can’t fake the fuck.

Boss hog: you are a sick fucking fuck motherfucker!

2.
Lit boss: hey crew I’m going on vacation to necro-penis this weekend. Don’t wait up.

Salty crew: don’t let ‘em see your poker face or your boner face.

Lit boss: THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP AND THE HEAD GUYS!

by Bro Jake March 24, 2023

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