Fanta-Pant

The unfortunate disposition of being born genetically floored with "Fire-bush"!

"Gertie had the bushiest Fanta-Pant I've ever seen...

I thought i was eating coleslaw!"

by Santa-Pant August 6, 2009

deuce pants

A person who walks around smelling rancid, wears poop-stained undies and is always ripping ass (farts) in public places.

Hey Jerry, did you smell the deuce pants that just walked by? Yeah, she almost made me vomit all over myself.

by Mr. Lupus March 30, 2009

black pants

The epitomy of coolness, along the lines of the cat's pajamas and the bee's knees. Also a scapegoat for any negative event in anyone's life. Anyhting can be overcome with black pants.

Man: "Aw, dude, I just found out I have cancer!"

Friend: "...You should've worn black pants."

by Jamie Thorpe September 29, 2006

Muffin Pants

This is when you wear your pants around your waist to tight and a roll of fat hangs over the egde, just like a muffin!

OMG look at the fat hanging off around the pants.

Yeah thats a muffin pants

by Sam June 26, 2004

kick in the pants

Expression of extreme dissapointment

Ahh damnit... that was a kick in the pants

by penguin October 27, 2002

Honey Pants

A small sticky residue left in ones pants after a small accident in the middle of the night.

Scott has honey pants after a very interesting dream last night

by Jesus the Inventer October 1, 2008

whistle pants

Pants that are tight around the bum; And or show off ones bum

Can also give someone with no ass a perky and round looking bum

Dre: This pants are too tight that I could not walk down the road with out getting whistles and honks.

Michelle: They're whistle pants Dre.

Kayla: How do these jeans look?

Michelle: Good, but they are not whistle pants.

Michelle: We're going out Friday and if you want free drinks you better wear your whistle pants.

by Michelle L. Smith March 25, 2008