yelling at his shoes

Vomiting, especially in public.

"Did you see how wasted Mike was last weekend? He spent the whole night yelling at his shoes. "

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

shine my shoes

Another way of saying “kiss my ass”

TJ: You some shit at madden nigga!!
Rob: Nigga, Shine my shoes!

by A real brother December 11, 2022

Tying My Shoe

Man Trying To Hide an erection by tying their shoe

I'm Tying My Shoe.

by King_Yebo$$$$$ October 20, 2016

shoe addiction dissorder

Buying shoes every minute of every day to the point that you cant afford pizza on tuesdays

RYAN STOP BUYING SHOES YOU HAVE A SHOE ADDICTION DISSORDER- Tali

by Ryanj123456789 June 19, 2019

Velcro Shoes Smart

Noun. When a person is so incredibly brilliant that they can do something like invent an Iphone, but they cannot do simple things like tie their shoes so they wear velcro sneakers. The man who invented the microprocessor is velcro shoes smart.

Dr. K figured out how to put RAM, all the registers, flash memory, and the CPU all into one microcontroller. He is velcro shoes smart.

by CPT Ron November 14, 2017

Shoe Box Girl

--If the male associates with multiple females on a one on one basis or on a day by day basis. *(Has a new girl for different occasions, kinda like shoes).

Guy: "Yo I'm tryna come over."
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "What chu mean why?"
Girl: "You trippin'."
Guy: "Really tho.?"
Girl: "Yes really... cause you tryna make me ya Shoe Box Girl..."

by flux_pistol May 29, 2013

wrong sized shoe

Referring to messing something up with a funny outcome. Originating form Harry styles singing "it's gotta be you" live on stage and saying "wrong sized shoe" instead of the correct lyrics.

I tried doing a backflip into the pool but ended up doing a wrong sized shoe.

by Larry_stylinson_forever April 28, 2016