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Relationship

A form of self strangulation that does not kill you upon immediate contact
If your parents didn’t ruin you— Thai relationship certainly will!
by DoctorFog February 19, 2023
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micro-relationship

micro - relationship - mi-cro- re-la-tion-ship n.

“sense of being incidentally related on a very small scale,” specifically of interpersonal connections which develop in bustling metropolitan areas, as a result of frequent exposure to any individual with whom you have no other overt association, including but not limited to mutual friends, professional overlap or residential proximity. A stranger who happens to appear in your sphere of experience on a regular basis and with whom it becomes necessary for you to interact.
yeah i've had a micro-relationship with the cute coffee guy who grinds the coffee at the corner store for years complete with break ups, sex (with our eyes) and make ups though we never say a word that isn't about coffee

because we have a micro-relationship the bus driver always gives me an extra few to find a seat before he puts the pedal to the metal.
by cheesemac August 16, 2012
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I want to long relationship
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Relationship

We don't have one. We're not friends. You are stealing from me. I do not want to share my success with you because you did not contribute in a meaningful capacity and while I suffered without the proceeds of my out efforts I did so ALONE.
Hym "I have no relationship. Anyone claiming to have a relationship with me is lying. I don't have a partner. I am working alone and seem to be the only one not benefiting from my own labor."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2025
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I have never been in a relationship and most likely never will
by kuran xd October 5, 2020
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Relationship Turtle

a long period of time in which a person dose not express a want for a relationship and remains like a turtle within its shell.
Damn Steve could get mad bitches too bad he is stuck in a Relationship Turtle.
by Daddystalin August 4, 2017
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I’m a loner and will never have a relationship
by Timmy Timmy January 5, 2022
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