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Smart Person: noodlesguitarstrings is our queen

Dumb Person: noodlesguitarstrings is a peasant

by beppermint_tea July 12, 2021

Long noodle

Another word for the Chinese restaurant, The Great wall. Can be used to describe any Chinese restaurant that serves Lo mein noodles.

Rachel: "Hey, heff what are you doing? Do you wanna go to long noodle with me? I'm starving!"
Wendy: "Yeah, me too! Lemme get my shit together."

by Wen* January 31, 2009

Nippy Noodles

It's very cold.
Normally used in an outside setting and by girls.
Being nippy noodles can cause THO in any gender.

Lenne: Ugh, I don't want to walk the dog, it's nippy noodles out there!

by Kraytheili May 12, 2009

Gel Noodle

Chinese man's lubricated soft penis

After Jackie Chan busted one in Connie Chung's ass, all was left was a gel noodle.

by C-Murdeth August 20, 2010

Saucy Noodle

After you finish spanking your monkey the left over jizz on your noodle is the sauce

MOM HELP ME CLEAN UP MY SAUCY NOODLE!

by Suck My Left Nut August 16, 2015

mushy noodle

When an uncooked spaghetti noodle is inserted into the male urethra. The surrounding tissue is heated with steam until the noodle is overcooked.

"Uggh my urethra hurts so bad and my mouth tastes so bad."
"Why?"
"I just got a mushy noodle and then ate it!"

by doodrighthere February 5, 2017

Ramen noodles

Something incredibly cheap and easy. Quick and inexpensive. Fast and almost free.

Dude 1: Man, you see that girl? She so fine!
Dude 2: Brosef! That hooker is "ramen noodles." Ya boys ALL slept with the ho.

by Dictocracker May 22, 2018