A man named Wesley, whom of which is a chubby chaser. Prefers girls that are a little on the husky side, and likes to awkwardly pat her butt. She of course does'nt encourage this action but nothing can stop the Turret Ninja.
by Spiderman aka Master Splinter May 4, 2011
Get the Turret Ninja mug.Ninja monday is a word used to describe things that are out of place, awkward, ludicrous, strange, or just don't belong.
Dali- "Did you see that ridonkulous picture of June on facebook?"
Kira- "Yeah. I tagged her as ninja monday. WHAT A NOOB."
Kira- "Yeah. I tagged her as ninja monday. WHAT A NOOB."
by Shakira Shakira. January 24, 2010
Get the ninja monday mug.Cricket team in which the ninja like skills of the team members have led to victory in the toughest competition of all. Ably led by tank, this side is predicted to dominate warehouse cricket for years.
by the don October 31, 2004
Get the Cricket Ninja mug.A Ninja that transcends all other Ninja. An expert in several weapons, including but not limited to:
Katana - One or two, either way his enemies are going to die.
Nunchaku.
Flails - Two hand-scythes linked by a chain, so basically nunchaku with blades on it.
War hammers.
100-pound greatswords.
Bo staff.
Hand claws - Think Wolverine, but with blades on his feet, too.
Kusarigama - Chain and sickle for you non-Ninja.
Tonfa.
Scythe
Bow and arrow.
Shuriken.
Windmill Shuriken.
Incendiary shuriken.
Also able to use magic to accomplish the following feats:
Teleportation.
Gliding and hovering.
Shooting fireballs.
Creating and ice storm.
Surrounding himself with balls of fire.
Shooting lightning.
Surrounding himself with blades made out of wind.
Regenerating health.
Causing meteors to fall wherever he wants.
Temporary invincibility.
Creating, controlling, and shooting black holes.
Resurrection.
Although capable of traditional stealth, the Super Ninja often forgoes this method in favor of killing anyone and anything that stands in his way. If anyone knows of his presence, it's usually only for a few seconds.
The Super Ninja also attracts allies of the big-breasted blonde female variety. They always want the Super Ninja to take them furiously. He doesn't, because the Super Ninja knows a skank when he sees one.
The most prominent Super Ninja is Ryu Hayabusa, star of the Dead or Alive and Ninja Gaiden series of video games.
There is also a character on Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos named "Super Ninja" but he's really just a random guy that put a mask on and started calling himself a Ninja. This angers Chuck Norris.
Katana - One or two, either way his enemies are going to die.
Nunchaku.
Flails - Two hand-scythes linked by a chain, so basically nunchaku with blades on it.
War hammers.
100-pound greatswords.
Bo staff.
Hand claws - Think Wolverine, but with blades on his feet, too.
Kusarigama - Chain and sickle for you non-Ninja.
Tonfa.
Scythe
Bow and arrow.
Shuriken.
Windmill Shuriken.
Incendiary shuriken.
Also able to use magic to accomplish the following feats:
Teleportation.
Gliding and hovering.
Shooting fireballs.
Creating and ice storm.
Surrounding himself with balls of fire.
Shooting lightning.
Surrounding himself with blades made out of wind.
Regenerating health.
Causing meteors to fall wherever he wants.
Temporary invincibility.
Creating, controlling, and shooting black holes.
Resurrection.
Although capable of traditional stealth, the Super Ninja often forgoes this method in favor of killing anyone and anything that stands in his way. If anyone knows of his presence, it's usually only for a few seconds.
The Super Ninja also attracts allies of the big-breasted blonde female variety. They always want the Super Ninja to take them furiously. He doesn't, because the Super Ninja knows a skank when he sees one.
The most prominent Super Ninja is Ryu Hayabusa, star of the Dead or Alive and Ninja Gaiden series of video games.
There is also a character on Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos named "Super Ninja" but he's really just a random guy that put a mask on and started calling himself a Ninja. This angers Chuck Norris.
Ryu Hayabusa is a Super Ninja, and has saved the world from the apocalypse at least seven times now, and all because his enemies massacred his clan.
by Zero Beat February 28, 2009
Get the Super Ninja mug.1.A fat ass ninja who is a player by day and getting laid by night
2. Someone who is the second highest ranking of ninjas and has a army of skater purple ninja, tho the purple ninja panda is always the top
2. Someone who is the second highest ranking of ninjas and has a army of skater purple ninja, tho the purple ninja panda is always the top
In that movie john was the strongest ninja but i think jake was the cheesecake ninja cuz hes the only one who got any
by kenji slut October 28, 2009
Get the Cheesecake Ninja mug.A person with incredible stealth in regard to their pooping skills. They relieve themselves without a sound or smell, potentially even carrying around an extra pair of shoes to ensure nobody detects them post poop.
I didn't even know someone else was in the can with me until I was washing my hands and saw his feet, sneaky ninja pooper!
by KimberDubs March 28, 2009
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