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ninja monday

Ninja monday is a word used to describe things that are out of place, awkward, ludicrous, strange, or just don't belong.
Dali- "Did you see that ridonkulous picture of June on facebook?"
Kira- "Yeah. I tagged her as ninja monday. WHAT A NOOB."
by Shakira Shakira. January 24, 2010
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Turret Ninja

A man named Wesley, whom of which is a chubby chaser. Prefers girls that are a little on the husky side, and likes to awkwardly pat her butt. She of course does'nt encourage this action but nothing can stop the Turret Ninja.
Turret Ninja aka Wesley Tu aka Q DUBB aka SilentTwinkie aka yellow menace aka short round.
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Cricket Ninja

Cricket team in which the ninja like skills of the team members have led to victory in the toughest competition of all. Ably led by tank, this side is predicted to dominate warehouse cricket for years.
The Cricket Ninjas are the best sporting team in history.
by the don October 31, 2004
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Cheesecake Ninja

1.A fat ass ninja who is a player by day and getting laid by night
2. Someone who is the second highest ranking of ninjas and has a army of skater purple ninja, tho the purple ninja panda is always the top
In that movie john was the strongest ninja but i think jake was the cheesecake ninja cuz hes the only one who got any
by kenji slut October 28, 2009
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Ask a ninja

Used in reply to questions that nobody in the current group can possibly know. A reference to the popular Youtube sensation "Ask a Ninja" in which a guy dressed up as a ninja answers email questions about ninjas in random ways.
Person #1: Why would Sarah dump me?

Person #2: Dude, ask a ninja. How should I know...
by Sketchface May 28, 2010
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Ninja Sword

Sneaking up on someone when they're sleeping and slapping or stabbing them with your erection.
I'd tried to snowball him earlier on, so when I fell asleep ,he slapped me in the mug with his fucking ninja sword.
by TedZeppelin March 3, 2007
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ninja mist

The action of passing gas into ones fist, then opening your waiting threat into someones face.
John nailed Sean with the Ninja Mist yesterday, and nearly made him choke.
by John Swan November 25, 2006
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