Nut Mutt

A female who is old and wrinkly that will take up any opportunity to enjoy a fat nut to the face after a hard day of blowing truck drivers and smoking multiple packs of eagle 20s

Cathryn is a total nut mutt

by Slippery Sanchez June 22, 2018

Nut shorts

The type of shorts when worn by an adult male with a mustache can possibly reveal his nuts( male genatalia) at any moment... If you look.

Dear Diary,

I really had an awesome time at the beach with Aaron. However, the date was almost ruined by his Uncle Tom running around in his 80's -nut shorts.

by Energy 79 October 4, 2016

Nut roulette

A single player game for a rainy day. One must nut between every commercial before the show resumes. Try to beat your own streaks.

Since I was snowed in on a Friday night I just played nut roulette all night long. 4 for 4 was my highest score.
Because there's nuttin else to do™
Single player game where you.. beat yourself™

by Freejodav January 25, 2019

platonic nut

When you get that nut off by a girl you consider as close as family

Bruh last night I got that platonic nut off

by juul queen May 1, 2018

Bear Nuts

Extremely hairy balls. Like Chewbacca dangling upside down.

Cooped upon my jockstrap, my bear nuts were quite moist.

I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.

by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020

wing nut

a person who has ears that stick out so much they can get pay TV for free

Shut up sean you wing nut you talk so much shit, you neva got laid, go eat a cookie or sumfin!
sean see gobshite

by Systm September 16, 2005

nimble nuts

Sarcastic statement indicating lack of confidence in one's motor skills.

Your friend falls of a cliff: "Nice move nimble nuts"

by David Griffith April 7, 2005