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Chowing the numbers

To deceptively manipulate poll or vote numbers in order to show strengthened support for your position or opinion.
In 2008, the website of Trinity-Spadina MP Olivia Chow of the New Democratic Party of Canada was flooded with numerous votes that contradicted her political position. Her website administrator reset the numbers, deleting votes that were contrary to her political stance. A big controversy ensued, and her political staff admitted to tampering the numbers. "Chowing the numbers" is used in reference to her last name, Chow.
by David Eckmier December 21, 2008
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Sheer number of bears

A very loaded question about the quantity of bears in a specific area that no one needs to be asked.
Ryan: hey, does the sheer number of bears in Alaska freighter you?
Jack: what the fuck are you talking about
by Pritchbitch69 May 16, 2021
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Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.
Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her
by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021
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Numbers

Just numbers
by Thisguyisuseless July 9, 2023
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numbere

Where Anika gives me her number without making me feel illiterate.
Give me your numbere Anika.
by Shitballs0319 November 19, 2020
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Number 1.5

When your shit was so runny, it’s as if there was a dick in there mixing your shit with piss. Also known as Ass Pissing
What’s taking you so long in the bathroom?”
“Sorry it was a Number 1.5
by TheSRocks05 October 10, 2019
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