Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback

Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes

by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023

ur mum

heckin gay

ur mum is heckin gay

by xX_epicamer_Xx November 14, 2018

New Farm Mum

A New Farm Mum, or as the south side of Brisbane calls them, a Bulimba Mum, is a mother who naturally marries a young man, bound to be successful. These mother's drive range rovers, give their children posh names and send them to either All Hallow’s School or St. Joseph’s College, Gregory Terrace. The name "New Farm” comes from the north side suburb of New Farm, in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. The suburb is believed to be the wealthiest in the north side, and hence, is associated with these wealthy mothers. Although these mothers are thought to be privileged, the public perception on them is slowly changing to one of respect. Many believe these mothers are solely responsible for creating and raising the elite and aristocracy of Australia, and therefore, are responsible for creating the bright future Australia is bound to have. A New Farm Mum is an insult and a compliment at the same time.

She is such a New Farm Mum.

Oh, nah yeah, my mum is a total New Farm Mum.

What’s my chosen career path? Well obviously a New Farm Mum.

by That Scoalable Guy November 28, 2018

Chicken mum

Chicken mum is durring sex when a sound is made usually from the female body part that sounds like the noise a chicken makes. A chicken mum can result in a nasty rash in the neather reigon.

Every time I have sec with becky she chicken mums

by Claire.longsten November 30, 2018

Mums

When you need to swear down on something you say ‘mums’. Commonly used in London slang.

John: did you pull last night?
Jim: yeh man I did

John: Nah, I don’t believe you

Jim: Mums! I swear I did!

by Rg113 October 10, 2018

yur mum

yur mum is a fat creature fatter than everything in the universe combined including the universe

Yur mum so fat that I started to print a picture of her while the universe was being created and its not even close to be done because of how fat she is

by mrmemeguy2018 October 17, 2018

Ya mum

Comeback of the century

Him;u look like a frog
Me:ya mum look like a frog
Him:I go beat jo ass
Me: I beat ya mum ass

by Ok u gay October 25, 2018