matt kirkwood

An absoulute animal in the sheets and has the body of a tank mixed with a wooly mammoth. Loves by his friends and by every girl.

Call in the tank. Nah call Matt Kirkwood.

by Matt Kirkwood February 15, 2018

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Doing a Matt

When you get an exceptionally good score on Geoguessr's Daily Challenge, and are humble about it.

"Hey, look over there... an extremely rare occurrence of someone Doing a Matt"

by 69_Dan_69 May 23, 2022

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luke and matt

combination of people that have bad hygiene. but their faces make up for it. they have nice facial hair. they're kinda funny 2

Look at those guys. They look like a luke and matt.

by starwarsluke123 February 13, 2017

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A "famous" TikToker who plays Friedrich in the Sound of Music. He likes to fat shame him mother for what she looked like 2 years ago. He likes to complain about how he attends a school that is basically bankrupt.... which he does, considering they can't afford paper towels. Not too long ago, he was in a relationship with a girl named Paige, which he DEEPLY regrets. His brother, JP, is much more talented than him (and browner).

Oh dear god... is that the devil or Matthew Kozak?
I just took a massive Matt Kozak in the toilet.
Kurtains.

by Elsa Schraeder March 9, 2020

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