anti-masker
An individual who does not believe in the effectiveness of masks to slow the spread of disease. They say that mask wearing is an act of fear and draw their bows so long, they equate the mandate of mask-wearing as psychological control by the man. Paradoxically some anti-maskers will show a particular reverence for the hallowed N-95 mask as these masks have both an “N” and a “95” and are made by 3M. These “masks” are often classified as respirators so some anti-maskers consider them acceptable especially if they have that hard plastic thingy on them.
“Why are you wearing a mask? A face mask won’t prevent you from getting covid-19.”
“That’s not how they work.”
“They are too porous and the virus can come through.”
“That’s not how masks work.”
“And the virus can just come in through your eyes, so you need to be wearing goggles too.”
“That’s not the point.”
“Plus the the virus can come in through the sides, but N-95s totally work, they’re made by 3M, and they’re green, and they have the hard plastic thing that makes them a respirator, not a mask.”
“I can’t believe I’m related to an anti-masker.”
“That’s not how they work.”
“They are too porous and the virus can come through.”
“That’s not how masks work.”
“And the virus can just come in through your eyes, so you need to be wearing goggles too.”
“That’s not the point.”
“Plus the the virus can come in through the sides, but N-95s totally work, they’re made by 3M, and they’re green, and they have the hard plastic thing that makes them a respirator, not a mask.”
“I can’t believe I’m related to an anti-masker.”
anti-masker by JJ Seldron April 17, 2020
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