Mark Smyth

Mark Smyth, formerly known as the poon smasher of the year

Mark smyth smashes poon

by Mattheath856 February 17, 2021

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skid mark

when you have shit in your underwear and get a poop mark on your underwear

person A: "i took that bitch panties off and she had skid marks"
person B: "what the fuck"

by Cenious October 8, 2020

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The Mark Sage

When you don’t have ky jelly so you substitute sage oil and jerk off driving down the road.

I couldn’t jerk off in my room so I got in the car and did the mark sage.

by Kw69420 April 10, 2022

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muffler marks

the residual shit stains in your underwear at the end of the day. Just like skid marks, but more apt to be from a possible shart.

Randy was prone to excessive muffler marks so he switched from tighty whities to dark boxers.

by turriblechuck February 19, 2012

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Mark Allison

good teacher dean of students great pullout great long shlong

Are you obsessed with rocks. You must be a Mark Allison

by momoiscool1234545667778 February 4, 2022

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He is Family Oriented, he is smart, funny and talented boy, He want to raise his family from poverty, He wants to be a President because of his ambition for his country to kill poverty to influence youth become more stronger and hard working to achieve their dreams, People hate him because he's face not look good as other men but he still proud of it and people think he is over confident, they hate him too because he is competitive when it comes in math. He is kind to his Family and around him except people who hate him. He don't need beneficiary friend.

Karl Mark is reliable and strong person dont you ever forget that.

by Freeel June 7, 2021

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