Magnus Carlsen gambit

The opening 1. c3 2. Qa4 3. Qh4 4. Kd1 5. f3 6. Qe1. What your opponent does doesn't matter.

*plays Magnus Carlsen gambit*

by Sidnut March 4, 2024

Magnetic

Magnetic is a way to say that something is very bad

Why are you so Magnetic

by anonymous March 30, 2024

magnumous

An adjective that holds more power than a word such as “great” or “grand,” but that is not as meaningful as a word such as “magnificent” or “extraordinary,” for example; almost like a middle ground between the two. It can also refer to something or a number of things that are notably large in number.

The detailed report was absolutely magnumous, and the team’s few weeks of hard work was clear in the amazing final product.

As a result of the unusually magnumous amount of rain going on recently, Susie’s ceiling has been leaking.

“I had a magnumous day today. I’m very happy, partly because I finally got promoted!”

by Two Cats In a Trenchcoat March 30, 2024

Magnum Opus

You gotta see it!

Hym "You gotta hurry up Jordan! You gotta come see my Magnum Opus! HIDDEN FORBIDDEN GARBAGE-CAN, Jordan! Remember!? It's getting hard to walk! I'm going to need to build some kind of bridge to get over all the garbage... I've been living like this for months! Oh! You know what? I need a garbage shovel! But not until you come see it! The variety is what's impressive about it... But, yeah, hurry it up! It's here Jordan! The Ultimate Art! You gotta- You gotta hurry up and come see it! HIDDEN FORBIDDEN GARBAGE-CAN it's called! It's probably 2 or 3 tikes better than the Mona Lisa! #HIDDEN FORBIDDEN GARBAGE-CAN! Trending now on Twitter. The best are that has ever been made!"

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024

Magnum G. I.

The act of being tenderly sodomized by a well mustachioed man.

Last night, Thomas drove us out to the beach where we spilt a case of Coops beer and then he gave me the 'Magnum G. I.'

by Detective Dick Jiggles April 29, 2024

Magnet Ball

A term for basketball scenarios where a team (typically the opposing team of the speaker) make most, if not all, of their shots, this term can be used whenever the opposing team in question starts to make their jump-shots after having terrible shooting splits or whenever they make so many jump-shots it becomes unreal.
These shots only include shots that occur with a jump-shot, such as a mid-range, fadeaway, or three-pointers.

Timberwolves Fan: "Bro, the Denver Nuggets are playing Magnet Ball right now.."

by psudonyms May 6, 2024

Magnetic Baselock

A lock installed at the base od a door that prevents break ins

The burglary was thwarted by the magnetic baselock

by Kptn Sky June 13, 2024