Watermelon Moose Leopard

To engage in sex with a black woman that has a cameltoe (see Moose Lips) while growling from the pleasure of the act

Carl: Yesterday i saw this chick and gave her the best Watermelon Moose Leopard ever
Josh: really?
Carl: no not really lol i wish i did

by y e e t y d e l i t y November 17, 2025

thrifty moose

A bitch who is highly adaptable and overcomes adversity

“I finally got a job!”
“ you thrifty moose!”

by Yearofthecat March 25, 2020

Moose

While one of your buddies is banging a random chick, bust into the room and yell moose. If he does not immediately put both hands up like antlers then punch him in the nads and run off.(It's preferred that there is a camera involved for proof)

Kyle's in there hittin that let's Moose him.

by Dizzle17 February 26, 2009

Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substances in the body

“Yo bro are you drunk or something?”
“nah bro I’m sober as a moose”

by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020

moose bone

Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter

To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto

by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015

Jumping Mooses

Jumping mooses originated from a girl called paige. Genuine animals that only cross her mind. Many people think this is a crazy rampage, serioulsy a jumping moose is brillinat. Just think about it and let the motion flow through your head.

paige; hey there a jumping mooses!
other; shit man thats some rad stuff

by PAY-G =] January 19, 2009

Moose man

A pedophile that is attracted to zoophiles

I met a moose man the other night, pretty cool dude

by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 6, 2022