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A class made to show students that they are stupid. Students in this class are often found dead by the end of the first 10 minutes of class, due to the newly discovered disease, Mathaphobia. This is a teenage epidemic which scientists are racing to solve.
Sally bought Gucci pants for 60000000 dollars. Jill bought Louis Vuitton for 292929 dollars. Sam bought Dolce and Gabanna for 28281 dollars. Peter bought Burberry for 5555 dollars. X bought y for z c. Can you solve for x, y, z, c? X is the name of the rich spoiled kid buying, y is the totally useless company, z is the amount of money spent and c is the currency the money was in. Remember, this question is worth 110% of your math grade!
by Lil Pump 12 December 14, 2018
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Math

Math -->Meth
principle: can you tell me about you math teacher?
boy: I like our meth teacher because she likes to do meth with us.
math teacher: no, it's all an mistake
priciple: you're fired
by smertieboi February 21, 2019
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M=mental
A=abuse
T=to
H=humans
MATH is mental abuse to humans
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I will never do math NEVER!!!
by MoonlightRavenclaw January 22, 2019
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Teacher: Time to study math
Me: Nope *leaves room*
Teacher: Why are you going
Me: because its Mental Abuse To Humans and I don't believe in Abuse!
by Dora The Destroyer January 24, 2019
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M-Mental
A-Abuse
T-To
H-Humans
by SomeRandomTurtle February 7, 2019
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A spawn of satan of course, gee wiz I wish it was never invented. Same about taxes.
My teacher made me do an assignment on math I screamed in my blood started pumping I was about to pass out because I have a say pi I was like no way no way you you you are so MEAN!
by aninomoussss March 31, 2019
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mateshqua

She is a very loving funny person. She is a great mom and if you mess with her kids she's on go mode.
I need me an Mateshqua as a mother.
by jirehh April 8, 2019
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