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Lipstick Lesbian

A Lipstick Lesbian is a cis-female that loves everything about being a women that loves women and have no interest in the opposite sex. Lipstick Lesbians are constantly coming out the closet because they "look straight". Femme is a subtitle for Lipstick Lesbian but Lipstick Lesbians are very dominant and are known to be the "top" in the relationship. They just love make-up, heels and everything girly.
You look to straight to be a lesbian?!....

....that's because I am a Lipstick Lesbian; not all lesbians look the same!
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broadsword lesbian 

an inclusive lesbian that recognizes that lesbian is broad term that describes a lot of different experiences (including lesbians who don't use she/her, lesbians who aren't women, aspec lesbians and mspec lesbians)

the opposite to the word longsword lesbian which means lesbians be only include very a select group of lesbians (usually she/her women who are exclusively attracted to other women)

both terms are almost exclusively used online
lesbian: i'd ask her out but im worried she doesn't support nonbinary lesbians

friend: no i think she mentioned on twitter that she's a broadsword lesbian before

lesbian limo 

a lesbian so hott, all the girls want a ride

the act of being a really really ridiculously good looking lesbian
Shane is such a lesbian limo, she has slept with somewhere between 950 and 1200 women. Some still stalk her.

(678): Dude, what are you doing?
(901): Limo-ing.
(678): What now?
(901): The question should be "who now?" and the answer would be "your mom."
lesbian limo by limo_rides February 10, 2010

Lesbian Pudding

Lesbian pudding is what a lesbian enjoys while she is eating out her juicy wet partner.
i walked in on lisa and beth last night and lisa had her head between beth's legs enjoying some lesbian pudding.

my moms a lesbian 

What happens when you have 300% more mom than you do dad? You get a fucked up childhood. Children with more than two moms tend to hate "your mom" jokes, and the questions that follow them, like "which one?" Lesbians, as we all know, are sex crazy mother fuckers. Imagine having to live with that. And you know when your one mom is on her period, and she's a raging bitch? Imagine having to deal with that twice a month.
Ben: hey Logan, your mom is a lesbian. Ha.
Logan: My moms a lesbian. But At least i have a mom you choch.
Ben:... Can i have one?
Logan: For 10.99 a month, she's yours.
Ben: Any price is worth the gift of motherhood

ur dad lesbian 

The opposite of "ur mom gay".
Hey kid, ur mom gay. Oh yeah? ur dad lesbian.
ur dad lesbian by Jeannnnnnnz June 12, 2018

lipstick lesbian

a really hot feminine lesbian as opposed to a butch bull dyke
theres nothin better than lipstick lesbians