When all you can smell is your top lip, because that Nana that never brushes her teeth has just landed you a big wet one on the lips and your top lip smells like the sewer.
Often takes place at a family gathering, hui, marae or reunion.
No matter how many times you wipe that lip it still stinks beyond repair.
Often takes place at a family gathering, hui, marae or reunion.
No matter how many times you wipe that lip it still stinks beyond repair.
What's that smell?? Who shit their pants?? Oh wait it's my top lip from that "stink kiss" from nana.
Nana brush your teeth now I smell like ass
That girl was pashing me now all I can smell is her bad breath.
Nana brush your teeth now I smell like ass
That girl was pashing me now all I can smell is her bad breath.
by Heartyfarty July 8, 2014
Get the Stink Kissmug. by SClarky04 December 9, 2021
Get the Kiss the bottlemug. (noun) The act of inserting a finger into a woman's anus due to an inability to find her vagina. Named after the infamous "beans" of Kinnelon, who beanz-kissed on three separate incidents.
(May be used as a verb)
(May be used as a verb)
Did you hear about what Connor's last night?
Yeah, Beanz totally fingered that girl's butthole!
Oh, shit! I thought he just gave her a tallahasse taint rub! I didn't know he beanz-kissed her!
Yeah, Beanz totally fingered that girl's butthole!
Oh, shit! I thought he just gave her a tallahasse taint rub! I didn't know he beanz-kissed her!
by #bobbysuedal May 11, 2014
Get the Beanz-Kissmug. After binging a couple of seasons of Walking Dead, me and my girlfriend gave each other mad zombie kisses!
by ZUUL November 28, 2018
Get the Zombie kissesmug. or Cloacal Kiss, refers to the way birds reproduce. The male and female press their cloacae ( the plural form of cloaca - the opening that a bird uses for waste and reproduction) together to fertilize the female bird's ova.
Also a slang term for vagina-to-vagina or anus-to-anus intercourse (see Fish Bump)
Also a slang term for vagina-to-vagina or anus-to-anus intercourse (see Fish Bump)
by FreddyFwaygaux August 2, 2018
Get the Chicken kissmug. A big shitty cold sore, that takes away ones kiss-ability for two weeks, in effect preventing you from going out, or from picking up a girl (or guy) during that time.
That kiss-blocker on her mouth looks horrible. She won't be making out tonight.
Jackass had just sorted his pickup-lines, when he noticed Melanie's kiss-blocker.
Without missing a beat, he eyed up Melanie's cute ass friend.
Jackass had just sorted his pickup-lines, when he noticed Melanie's kiss-blocker.
Without missing a beat, he eyed up Melanie's cute ass friend.
by Rifwalker July 11, 2010
Get the kiss-blockermug. When someone who suffers from hemorrhoid inflammation pulls down their pants and gently presses their hemorrhoids onto a person's cheek
Bro 1 "A sprig of rosemary adds great flavor, it's called a chefs kiss."
Bro 2 "If you keep telling me useless cooking information ima give you a Jon's kiss.*
Bro 2 "If you keep telling me useless cooking information ima give you a Jon's kiss.*
by IGotDaBullets August 8, 2023
Get the Jon's Kissmug.