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Katie burton

Katie burton is one of those slags in your life that u just want to get rid of but Katie is two faced and is a snake watch out Katie burton is a girl who likes everyone and gets obsessed easily over boys she’s also a cheater and is very ugly
Eww your like katie burton
by Trampyellow November 4, 2019
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Katie Holmes

A minor actress who was so obsessed with Tom Cruise since she was a teen. She had a poster of him on her wall. She because an actress and starred in dreck like 'Dawson's' and some forgettable flicks. She met Tom Cruise during the Aughts and every time you watched the tube or surfed the net, you'd see pics of them smooching under a table, on a floor, against a wall, everywhere. He was 43, she was 26 and a virgin (supposedly). Converting to Tom's Scientology cult, they held a shotgun wedding that her Catholic parents didn't even bother attending. After giving birth to daughter Suri and Tom eating her placenta, they later divorced. Now she dates/chases other movie stars so she is one of the most notorious STARFUCKERS around today. She sold her soul for this. A total sellout.
1. Katie Holmes was a cute young lady when she chased Tom Cruise/Cruz. now as a starfuck single mom, she's looking tired and isn't getting too much Hollyweird work lately. But she got that Big Fat Money and child support. Yeah yeah yeah.

2. One of my hobbies is astronomy and during the late Aughts a comet named Holmes (after it's discoverer) experienced an unexpected ice explosion on its head, making a nice display in binoculars. My friends and family joked about Comet Holmes being 'prettier than Sherlock Holmes, Larry Holmes (80s boxing champ with NO ego) and Katie Holmes'. I said, 'Of course Comet Holmes is 'prettier than Katie, she's just a gold-digging dumb starfucker'. Then I got dirty looks.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 12, 2022
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katie sanchez

It’s when you take your finger and slide it across the buthole of someone named katie and then rub it on her upper lip.
I gave katie a katie sanchez.
by The dude’s December 21, 2021
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Katie P

Katie is of first glance an incredibly caring person. She's the type of person to stand up for her friends even if she knows that she herself could come in harm's way. She'll always do her best to make sure that the people around her are cared for. Even at times when she herself is going through something, big or small, she never fails to put that aside and comfort you/someone which is what makes her so special (not to mention her exquisite exquisite-ness) So if you have a Katie somewhere in your life, don’t forget to care for her just as much as she cares for you, after all, she’s just a human too. She goes above and beyond in doing so, which is something you just can’t fail to admire. Katie, although a little bit shy at times, once getting to know her, you won't come to regret it. She is very kind, funny (at times), smart, even though she might not think it, and most importantly an interesting human being. From the outside, you might not notice it, but once you actually make an effort, you’ll find that there’s a whole lot more to her than just some normal girl. Katie will never fail to brighten your mood, hell, even just receiving a text from this person will bring a smile to your face. So after all of this, if there’s a Katie in your life, try to get to know her better, or maybe even ask her out, soon, you’ll come to see that you don’t regret it.

(ps: She's, apart from her loveliness, she's good looking, her "exquisite physique leaves the men drooling after her")
Katie P, Aka, Worst Little Nightmare, Lil Princess.
by TheGrandFather October 31, 2021
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Katie Mcgrath

An Irish actress loved by many mentally ill teenage girls who didn't get enough attention from their mothers growing up and who's name nobody can pronounce.
I want to get into katie mcgrath's pants

Katie Mcgrath is hot
by Praise Morgana May 16, 2023
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Katie-crazy

A person with an extraordinarily vast amount of unpredictable and incomprehensible psychopathic tendencies and behaviors, which could present at any given moment
I woke up and saw that girl was parked in my driveway at 2:30 am the other day, I think she might be Katie-crazy.
by DirectorOfEverything October 11, 2021
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Katie-crazy

A person with an extraordinarily vast amount of unpredictable and incomprehensible psychopathic tendencies and behaviors, which could present at any given moment
I woke up and saw that girl was parked in my driveway at 2:30 am the other day, I think she might be Katie-crazy.
by DirectorOfEverything October 11, 2021
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