Janitor's Mop

The act of drenching your pubic hair in anything you want: Beer, Mayonaise, soda pop, virtually anything that will hold in the pubic region, and ringing it all out over your girlfriend's mouth.

Dude, I janitor's mopped that girl all night long with some old pickle juice I found in the fridge.

by E millziak October 1, 2010

Jinith

The next hitler.

That guy might be jinith

by thelittledrummerboy January 1, 2012

Jonathan

Depressed.

Jonathan: "Wow haha I'm so Happy" :D
Jonathan: *Wants to become Anti-Depressed*

by xX_Depressed_Mexican_Xx November 13, 2018

Jonathan

1) A person in that is neither hilarious nor good looking
2) A person that no one loves
3) To be very annoying and act like an idiot

1. Jane: "You hooked up with him?"

Kim: "Yeah I was drunk"

Jane: "He's such a Jonathan"

Kim: "Yeah, worst one night stand"

by BB-this-means-war November 30, 2011

Jonathan Cook

Jonathan Cook is the lead singer for the band Forever the Sickest Kids. Jonathan is most famous for hitting on anything with a vagina. JCook prefers underage girls though, and is currently linked to Disney Starlet Selena Gomez. Jonathan is a strong Republican and enjoys hunting ducks. Cook claims to be a devout Christian, but who really knows.

You will never believe who stuck their tongue down my throat at the show last night!

Who?

Jonathan Cook

by DemiLov March 17, 2009

jimmy joint

Further describes the NYC 70's term "joint" which described anything that was really happening or cool, making it even more happening or ultra cool.

Word - it was the jimmy joint!

by Blue eyed soul brother December 10, 2010

Jonathan

A guy who plays with himself by putting his hand in his pocket and rubbing.

I can't believe you did the Jonathan while waiting in the grocery line.

or

That Jonathan left some cream in my jeans.

by Slim Dingo September 26, 2011