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turkey jerky

When a girl starts a handjob, yet doesn't "finish" it.
"She started playing with my cock, but it was just some turkey jerky"
by The Midget December 20, 2004
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Jerryboo

A man/woman that is obsessed with Germany yet they are not or barely have any German in them. Mostly obsessed with Nazi Germany. They are almost always Neo Nazies. Yet they have no or very little German in them. Jerryboo comes from two words. Jerry, a offensive word to a German, and Weeaboo, A person that is extreamly into Japan that isn't Japanese. Combine to two and you get Jerryboo, A person that isn't or have little German in them that is obsessed with Germany. They have a fetish for German Quality. Their Grandparents probably fought under the allies in WWII yet they rarely show gratitude to the allies. They collect a lot of Nazi era stuff and hang it in their room thinking it looks cool. The 3 places that have the most Jerryboos are the US, Britian, and Russia. Notice something, those were all allies in WWII. Jerryboos usually go to iFunny posting Pro Nazi Propaganda talking about how much they hate Jews. Jerryboos will also say that the AK47 was stolen, not inspired, stolen by a German gun called a MP44. For some odd reason most Jerryboos go on iFunny and post Nazi Propaganda because they aren't really accepted anywhere else. Germans find them really cringy and annoying. Jerryboos often use google translate to copy paste German stuff when the only German word they know is Weinerschnitzel. Most Jerryboos are paranoid that the Jews control the media. If you know a Jerryboo, tell them to grow the fuck up and that there won't be a 4th Reich.
Those fucking Jerryboo cucks are all over iFunny! Grandpa, Get the M1 Garand!
by Vinnie Vicchini September 23, 2017
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Jerryl

A person who is shy, has money, and works more than anything else. He usually isn't seen around many ladies, and is usually a one girl kind of guy. Most Jerryls' stay virgins longer than the average American, but turn out to be really romantic in the bedroom. All in all, these men are real gentlemen.
Person 1: Dude! you've never had a girlfriend, you've never had sex, you've never even been on a date! Whats your problem?!

Person 2: i like to consider myself a "Jerryl" if you know what i mean. Women like that!
by CoffeeBlack2012 September 17, 2012
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Jerky Turkey

A pet name that one calls a girlfriend or spouse. Its a word that they seldom like to be called but they allow it because they know they are called that out of love.
Me: I love you Jerky Turkey
Her: Don't call me Jerky Turrrrrrkey
Me: I love you babe
Her: I love you too big head
by Sinnah24 February 6, 2010
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Jerrald

Rebal with out a cause raised up on south side of the Grand river with a country gangstar swag one of a kind person.likes to take shit apart and pillpher every place he gos. Outstanding arrow head Hunter and super sexy.oral skills Are outstanding and smooth talker almost always gets what he wants. Can sometimes be known as Junior
Jerrald was the reason.
by BRIDGET 82 August 10, 2018
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Jenry

A Jenry describes a person who despite being highly skilled and often complimented on their skill, can't see it themselves and will often use self deprecation as well as insult their own work an deny any positive compliments.

A Jenry is often reluctant to show their work even if a large number of people will end up praising it
Why won't they post their art? They are such a good artist, they don't need to act like such a Jenry
by TheGoblino May 6, 2021
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man-jerky

(n.) The penis, particularly in the context of particularly crass joke pornography.
"Batman stroked his man-jerky."
by L. Stroun March 2, 2007
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