Jean-Phillipe Kindler

Jean-Phillipe Kindler also known as: "Joppel", "Kinkler", "Jan-Phillip", "Jophy", "JPK", "Jay-Pee", "Koppel", "Gockel", "John", "Schwindler" or "Son"

is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.

Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.

At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.

Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.

German: "Ey Jean-Phillipe Kindler, was ist denn Mikrokosmos? hab ich noch nie gehört, was macht ihr für Musik?
JPK: "sorry, english please?"

by BasedWannabeSurfer October 12, 2023

jean-maxime

Jean-Maxime is an autonomous man who does not rely on himself. he will advise and guide you towards the wisest choice. attentions behind his smile and his generosity hides a man who has not held up. jm is a nice boy who will only try to carry you to glory with him. believe me you need one jean-maxime

one1 : omg jean-maxime is here…

by pirateriedu92 November 22, 2021

Jean Ca

A really cool teacher and mabye the best

that teacher is like jean ca but he is not

by jhonwik May 15, 2018

Pissing In Them Jeans

Basically asking a girl does she gotta fat ass
Typically a white girl

Boy: Stand up
Girl: Why
Boy: I need to see if you right
Girl stands up:
Boy: Yeah you pissing in them jeans

by Tip60 December 10, 2017

Jean

The easiest way to have multiple names when you’re a male given this name.

“Do you want me to pronounce it as John, Jean, Shaun, or Yan?”
“Yes.”

by Koniowo July 6, 2020

jean loo pissoir

1. a character from the hit game everything

- the personification of a toilet

2. a faggot 😡😡😡

1. “Guys my favorite character is Jean Loo Pissoir from Date Everything”
2. “Ughhhh jean loo is a faggot and he’s so french”

by jean loo August 27, 2025

plumber jeans

jeans that look really shitty and old with holes not intended to be in them something a dyke would wear

Tom look at that dyke wearing plumber jeans. {dyke}

by thetruth79 June 26, 2016