jason farted

Ew ew ew jason farted, so stinky

Jason is really gassy and his farts are sexy

Jason farted.

by Farting and pooping October 22, 2023

Jason

A big nigga that you do not mess with

Don’t mess with Jason, he is a big nigga

by Pen620 October 29, 2018

JASON

This name belongs to a good man, father, and soulmate. He doesn't believe in himself most of the time, however those around him know better. He can make you laugh and leave you wanting. Jason's usually have gorgeous blond hair and blue eyes with the depth of the ocean. He will make you feel complete and will help you achieve the dream! If you ever meet a Jason, hold onto him!

Sarah: Did you see Jason over there?
Sam: Yeah, he's that new kid right?
Sarah: Yeah, did you see those eyes?
Sam: Sure did, he's got some distinctive orbs there..
Sarah: IKR?!?

by REBel Siren October 20, 2020

Jason

A fat dude who is built like an otter and has the smallest dick in the world and already is dividising a plan to shoot up the school

What the fuck is that honey? ITS A JASON! RUN UGLASS

by Jewish asians October 18, 2018

Jason juice

Any unknown substance produced by anyone that goes by the name of Jason. It can be used as a noun or verb.

Holy shit! Why are all of the walls covered in Jason juice?!
Ew, dude you Jason juiced on my desk!

by Fatty_Matty69 December 18, 2024

Jason Nugent

This guys loyalty is like he's in the Mob. He wants to be friends with everyone, has confidence like a Rodeo Bull. Women are drawn to him. Men are jealous and envious. If you are lucky enough to meet him, be friends or love him and don't let him go.

I wish Jason Nugent would call me, he is so much fun.

by AndrewSh June 29, 2024

jason dickson

Jason is the best person you could ever meet .He is loving ,caring,loyal,and shy.He keeps his crushes on the low and is scared to admit it to his crush.But on the bright side he will do anything to impress his crush. Girl 1 :aww... I think JASON DICKSON likes me. Girl 2:how do you know? Girl1:he's all head over heels for me.

Girl 1: I think that Jason Dickson likes me

Girl 2: how do you know?

Girl 1:he's always head over heels for me.

by Anime_18 September 5, 2019