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Glen Joseph Power

The most perfect human being in this world. Drummer of Irish band The Script & well-known for his ability to kill people with his perfection & his extremely nice white teeth. He gives great advice, is funny and handsome aka everyone's perfect man. Also he beat Wikipedia because they just can't get him on it. Some people seem to think his name is Gregg, but it isn't.
'I wanna marry Glen Joseph Power.'
'If everyone had just a little bit of Glen Power, the world would be a great place.'
'Do you know the most perfect guy in the world?' 'Of course, Glen Power.'
'Who's got that power? Glen Power!'
'Is there anything better than food and sleep in this world?' 'Yes, Glen Power.'
by Glen's powerpuff girl January 7, 2014
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will joseph

The biggest Cunt you will ever meet
Oh look it's Will Joseph the biggest cunt you will ever meet
by David Samurai July 27, 2016
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grandmother josephine

Grandmother Josephine is a straight up pimp who gives no fucks.
by Grandmother Josephine January 19, 2017
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Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert de Motier de Lafayette

An amazing Frenchbread and aristocat who fought in the American Revolutionary war. He is by far the best frenchbread of history. Don't discriminate the french breads!
Camilla: who's Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert de Motier de Lafayette?
Me: The most amazing aristocat and frenchbread!
Camila:....
by ricebeanscats November 16, 2017
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Saint Joseph Academy

A private school located in Brownsville, Texas near the border to Mexico. Filled with party animals because it has the biggest high school parties in the RGV. It is a Marist school with a message to serve the community and give back. Places an emphasize on girl's skirts and teachers are often more concerned when it comes to that than in cheating or copying. Often abbreviated SJA for short.
Mr. Saint: *Hands detention slip*
Girl student: Mr. Saint, what for? Is it for me because of cheating or plagiarism?

Mr. Saint: No, you cannot wear short skirts to Saint Joseph Academy. That is the most unacceptable action here at SJA, even more than cheating or plagiarism.
by This_guy00 July 3, 2018
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angry joseph

Angry Joseph is a archetype used to define define people who “know no bounds”. This means the brag a lot, get chosen for English workshops and is ALWAYS the “special child”. He also prides himself of things such as his perception and intelligence on this like his always A grade essays.
“Yo I’m warning you while I’m calm though. You have never dealt with mad Jospeh before and he knows no bounds It’s gonna end badly.” -Angry Joseph
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Billy Joseph

Oral sex performed on a man by a woman also known as a BJ or blow job
I went to tias last night and she wasted no time dropping down to her knees and giving me a billy joseph. It was to die for!
by Taggdawg September 16, 2018
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