John Cringe

The inventor of cringe. He invented cringe right around the time god made Gabe.

Oh, you know. John Cringe!

by The wandoman May 30, 2020

Pastor Johning

Destroying one's body with holy cum.

I was Pastor Johning my girlfriend all last night.

by ghslwhikebuk158849 April 19, 2016

John Wicked

When you or somebody else gets stabbed with a pencil.

"Objection, the victim wasn't stabbed he was John Wicked!"

by ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ July 13, 2021

john doe

The username edgy people use to have no identity like a big big hacker..

Look at this john doe looking ass.

by JMS FANPAGE June 30, 2021

John Hearn

John Hearn is a good-looking guy who thinks he’s really big but is actually chubby

John Hearn, you’re not big, stop going to the gym!

by Gussudidococ March 20, 2019

john wei

this person is big, I mean BIG, like a horse.

john wei collapsed my genitals because he's so enormous/BIG.

by Big Thiccccccc Sexual John Wei August 12, 2018

Urp John

A man only obsessed with sex, named after the character from call me Kevin's sims 4 series, whose only goal in life was to reproduce

That guys a real urp John, eh?

by LesKen February 9, 2019