nice cowboy hat

With a hint of sarcasm, and a wink, it's all you have to say to 'a male' wearing 'a cowboy hat' to make him feel completely gay, become completely embarrassed and leave whatever establishment he is patronizing. The only exception would be if he were a participant in an actual rodeo. In such an instance I suppose it would be appropriate to wear a cowboy hat, but still gay.

I was at this bar the other night and this dude wearing a cowboy hat walked up to me and I said, "nice cowboy hat" and I winked at him. He looked at me like I was gay or something, and then amazingly everyone started saying, "nice cowboy hat" until he finally turned red and left.

by cockninja July 15, 2006

Mr. Nice Guy

A dildo, vibrator or other masturbatory tool a woman uses while spelunking.

She goes to the market to get some things she needs: cigarettes, some chardonnay, and a ten-pack of C's for Mr. Nice Guy.

by EmJayH June 18, 2008

nice distance

phrase often used sarcastically, like "good job!" but it is sometimes serious.

mittens: i just failed that math l'quest!
marklar: nice distance!
wubie: wow kid
mittens: *sob*

by jooooo June 11, 2006

genuinely nice people

Canadians. Enough said.

Go to Canada with a problem, they can help. They are genuinely nice people, after all.

by nicelbackcanadian December 26, 2011

Nice-Guy Complex

The pattern of behavior in which a man slowly forfeits his masculinity to a woman believing that by empowering her, he is proving his love for her. This eventually creates a parasitic relationship in which the woman takes everything the guy does for granted and ultimately breaks his heart, leaving him an empty shell without the motivation to start over- the whole time never realizing why this keeps happening to him.

"I don't understand what I did to deserve this"

"You just suffer from the nice-guy complex"

by Stakeandpotatoes01 August 4, 2009

Nice to meet ya

Nice to meet ya is a common phrase spoken by players meaning "I'm going to try to hook up with few drinks."

Him: Hey, Nice to meet ya - do you won't a drink. You look like you need a double..
Her (thinking silently - he said nice to meet ya

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 21, 2021

nice cream sandwich

An interesting threescore sexually btwn MMF, FFM, MMF+, etc. at the same time. I.E: she's giving him head as she's being pleased by s/he either oral or penetrating. Think A-frame, only lying down. And switching positions is some hot-ass fun for dessert in the best-ever orgasms....A nice cream sanmich!

Sam: I had me some good A-frame with my boo and her girlfriend from the club last night as a late night snack.
Ty: Yeah, well, my dessert was better'n a hot nice cream sandwich.

by Ghsstie_2 May 14, 2021