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Chinchilla Bath

The act of violating someone's cremated ashes for sexual gratification.
"Joe, get your dick out of my mom's ashes you Chinchilla Bath loving freak"
"I can't help myself, the ashes feel so good, I love a good Chinchilla Bath"
by Honeybear11105 January 19, 2023
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Bathe the air

"Broo do you see Sam over there smokin' a doobie and bathing the air" "yea I see him he can really bathe the air
by Bathe the air July 26, 2021
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Whore’s bath

1. (Noun) A quickie version of your daily ablutions, usually performed when there’s no time/opportunity to bathe properly, often due to the absence of a tub/shower. Only your face and smelly parts are washed.

2. (Noun) When a woman washes only the bare minimum/necessary body parts — that is, face, underarms and groin — after a sexual encounter. Usually done standing at the sink in someone else’s bathroom (or a single occupancy public bathroom if this is an actual prostitute).
Example 1:

“OMG I barely made it, my alarm didn’t go off this morning. I didn’t even have time to shower, I had to take a whore’s bath instead”

Example 2:

“I can’t believe Dylan talked you into going home with him.”
“Ugh, I was so drunk. Luckily I snuck out before he woke up. I felt so disgusting, but I didn’t want him to catch me in the shower, so I took a whore’s bath and left”
by red@rby August 9, 2020
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Pussy Bathing

another name for the baths that has a shower above it, the phrase made by chap
I don't shower in small baths that has a shower above it that's " pussy bathing"
by RIPii August 4, 2019
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Lonely Bath

When very lonely people take a bath, and stick their cock in the drain hole while the water moves to it, creating the feeling of getting a blowjob
Reed: Summer break was lit bro, what did you do?
Morgan: I took lonely baths
by dxrk February 16, 2020
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Your Mother Bathes with Tennis

Origin: Some guy hating on Final Boss

Meaning: The ultimate burn. You will be unable to recover from it
NoisyBoi87: You're a trash can
Goddess KR: Your mother bathes with tennis!
Kraetyx: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
by Goddesskr December 12, 2018
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Bathing a screaming baby

Putting herpes meds on your member
I had a flare up so bathing a screaming baby was my only option.
by SillyWillyVibes May 27, 2021
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