A cleaner, not-so-obvious way to describe the face one gets immediately after ejaculating (post-coitus, or, more often than not, post-porn)
Everyone in the music video jizz in my pants does the post face at least five times.
"Dude I walked into my dorm earlier and John suddenly slammed his computer shut and looked at me with a post face. Way too obvious."
"Dude I walked into my dorm earlier and John suddenly slammed his computer shut and looked at me with a post face. Way too obvious."
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Get the face pic mug.the face you make when you look completely lost with your mouth open because you’re too stoned to get off the couch
Friend 1: Look at that guy smoking over there, he has the dumbest-looking couch face right now!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!
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