by Dukes1297 February 13, 2014
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i-tard: A person blindly following advertisements, commonly called a hipster, tends to shop at target over walmart, believes mac products are superior to any PC product, and mainly uses said mac computer to update facebook and twitter accounts.
i-tard "experts" are people that consistently use an apple product to run computing intensive programs. To do this, they justify a multi-thousand dollar mac, and proceed to download Windows in order to run real-life and relevant programs.
i-tard "trolls" are mac junkies. This flavor of i-tard does not stop thinking (or typing) about their apple product, to the extent that they will consistently post on blogs, or online forums. This is one of the most useful things a mac can do. I-tard trolls are online bullies, and they will let you know that PC's are for republicans.
(v) example: That i-tard sure loves to hang out in Starbucks while trolling around the PC online help forums.
i-tard "justified". A person using a mac solely for the purpose of picture and or video editing, and nothing else. These people generally own a business, and purchase a PC to run the accounting, and other real-world software.
i-tard "experts" are people that consistently use an apple product to run computing intensive programs. To do this, they justify a multi-thousand dollar mac, and proceed to download Windows in order to run real-life and relevant programs.
i-tard "trolls" are mac junkies. This flavor of i-tard does not stop thinking (or typing) about their apple product, to the extent that they will consistently post on blogs, or online forums. This is one of the most useful things a mac can do. I-tard trolls are online bullies, and they will let you know that PC's are for republicans.
(v) example: That i-tard sure loves to hang out in Starbucks while trolling around the PC online help forums.
i-tard "justified". A person using a mac solely for the purpose of picture and or video editing, and nothing else. These people generally own a business, and purchase a PC to run the accounting, and other real-world software.
by highballxs December 25, 2012
Get the i-tard mug.a phrase used to express acceptance toward a situation (Sarcastic or not) or a phrase used when you can't seem to find the correct word.
*could also be used in a negative form
*could also be used in a negative form
Connor: dude, naked chicks , tonight. my house. you in?
Kizzle: I accept !
Connor: Awesome, were going to be drinking wine coolers
Kizzle: wow i do not accept what so ever.
Kizzle: I accept !
Connor: Awesome, were going to be drinking wine coolers
Kizzle: wow i do not accept what so ever.
by Kizle January 28, 2009
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To express any emotion like anger or happiness in a way that shows that you literally cannot take it.
by PrettyKiss August 31, 2013
Get the I can't mug.An immediate response to a stupid question, or question with a next-to-obvious answer. The placeholder is supposed to be used by itself, with the "..." implying a period of silent waiting for the question asker to re-contemplate the stupidity of his/her question and/or understand that the person that he/she is asking the question to is of superior caliber and need not waste time answering this goddam stupid question. In fact, "I mean..." need not be used after a question. A cocky fucker can just use it all the time, and not have to say anything else!
When that one slut asked DDB if he had the time, he quickly gave her that look and said, "I mean..." since a) DDB obviously doesn't have the time for some stupid slut, not to mention anyone really, and b) if she was asking for the clock time, why should he answer that when she can just look up at the sun's position in the sky, and if its night she can just wait a couple of hours, and if she's blind then why the fuck does she need to know the time anyway, I mean...
by nesia November 27, 2005
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