Homeostasis

(noun) An overload of gayness that results in someone's motor skills halting for a short period of time.

My friend and I were going to hang out later, but I had to wait nearly an hour because he had already gone into homeostasis.

by Mex-sicko February 19, 2011

homosexual

An extremely offensive word used to villify a poofter, a butt eating faggot, a turd burglar, a corn holer, or a swishy mama's boy.
A person is not born a homosexual. He is not born eating butt or corn holing the dog. A person chooses to become a homosexual. Behavior makes a person a homosexual. You do not become a homosexual by eating chocolate cake. You become a homosexual by eating butt.

Lemony is a homosexual. He enjoys fluttering his wrists, lisping, and going "tsk!" He decided to become a homosexual the day he decided to corn hole the dog.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 27, 2007

homoschool

a stereo type home schooler. somebody you look at and know that they must be a home schooler because of their pulled up socks and long floral dresses.

omg, look at that chick she is so a homoschooler!

by joke May 31, 2007

homosexual seduction

when a gay person goes up to a straight person and starts party boying them and the straight person totally isn't into it

Dude #1: So this guy just came up to me right and he starts partyboying me and i just walk away and im like dude stop shaking ur junk this way im not into that

Friend of Dude #1:and thats what we call homosexual seduction

by LordFliesAlot June 15, 2008

Homosexual

Men that are atracted to other men, often refered to as gay by those who are respectful of them. Though the better terms consist of Homos and Faggots. They claim to be normal but arent, because to be honest, if they were normal they would like people of the opposite sex. Most of the time they tend to act more girly than girls themselves, and for some reason always talk with like a sort of a lisp thing. They always tend to be sissies and run like a T-rex (ya know, with their arms swingin at the side.)

Dmx: "Last I heard yall niggaz was havin sex with the same sex. I show no love to homo thugs, empy out, reload, and thro mo slugs, how you gon explain fuckin a man? Even if you squash the beef I aint touchin yo hand. I dont fuck wit chumps, for those to be in jail thats the cat with the Kol-Aid on his lips and pumps, I dont fuck with niggaz that think they broads, only know how to be one way, thats the dog!"

Them homosexuals are straight trippin

by TheDogIsOut June 19, 2008

Homeschoolers

A group of super-agents whose goal and objective in life is to keep America safe from Communists, Dictators, and general bad stuff. They have extensive operational history, the first known case was when John Wilkes Booth was taken out by a homeschooled assassin. The most recent known case was a joint op with the Navy SEALS on the Osama Bin Laden raid. Most homeschoolers don't talk about their operations, and stay secretive and shy so their mission won't be in danger of being compromised.
Today, homeschoolers participate in extensive missions across the world, mainly in North Korea and Iran. The details of the missions are, of course, highly classified. All homeschoolers have been trained in martial arts and small group tactics, and 99% of them have qualified as "expert" according to Secret Service shooting standards. A select few have been trained in counterintelligence operations, and serve as double agents in the normal school systems. Most of the time, they're disguised as wimpy geeks and nerds.
In many areas, there is a homeschool "base" consisting of fortified buildings, along with an armory. The locations of the bases are still unknown, but rumor has it most of them tend to be in secluded locations, such as Alaska, out West, and parts of upper Michigan. All homeschoolers are expected to be in a state of readiness and be able to report to their base of operations in no longer than 30 minutes to respond to any contingency operation by an enemy of the United States.

Although the State Police recieved credit for the saving of the President's life, rumor has it that a highly trained group of homeschoolers were the actual ones responsible for the saving of his life.

The outnumbered group of homeschoolers managed to fight off the superior numbers of Communist minions using Uzis, Desert Eagles, and Sawed-off Shotguns.

"It's Ok. I'm homeschooled."

"Have you seen Captain America in action? He has to be homeschooled!"

by DDI March 2, 2013

homosecsticle

A slang term for gay and/or emo people

Creation date ca. October, 2007

"Wow, Chris, you really ARE a homosecsticle!"

by Daveto December 27, 2007