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Homo before 99

The act of being/acting in a homosexual way before the age of 99

Punishable by death

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Man 1: bro I had gay sex last night

Man 2: bro that’s illegal because your not 99 yet

Man 1: please don’t kill me for being homo before 99
by Homob499 January 31, 2022
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Homo floridus

Aka Florida man. A living species of human other than Homo sapiens. They are our closest living cousins and are capable of doing insane things which we are unable to do.
That Homo floridus just wrestled 3 grizzly bears and 1 mountain lion all together and killed them with zero effort.
by Diego_Brando April 5, 2022
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hocolat

You have a obsession with chocolate, and your probably doing that trend where you remove the first and last letter of your name. Who named you that even-
Wow that guy has a hocolat!
by •Blueberry• March 2, 2022
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Homo Idioticus

A split group of Homo Sapiens that have evolved to have up to 80% less brain matter, thus greatly decreasing intelligence.
Bob: "How could Carl possibly be that dumb?"
Jake: "I think he is a Homo Idioticus."
by Jimothy A. Bonquavious April 7, 2022
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Homeless Invasion: Stage III

The final stage of the Homeless Invasion.
After you've defeated stage II, little tiny gay homeless people will invade your house and crawl up your ass. They can only be killed with hotdog water because it tastes like shit and they cannot handle it.
Alex: You done..?
Tony: Almost, the final stage is coming, Homeless Invasion: Stage III. there's tiny homeless people who wanna crawl up my ass coming soon, then you can come over.
Alex: I'm starting to think you're insane.
by Mr. RL May 20, 2022
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Homo kikeus

Also known as a kike. They are a living species of humans other than the Homo sapiens. They are known for having thick eyebrows hooked noses and fat faces.
The guy from the "Happy Merchant meme" is an example of a Homo kikeus.
by Diego_Brando June 10, 2022
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Homo Garca

Homo Garca,Known as Negro Garca brother is a man who can extend and shrink his penis to whatever size he desires he is boundless and has sex with 2000 men every day he will always be faster smarter and stronger and you can't beat him unless you are gay, he also covers himself in cum which can't not be destroyed no matter what
Homo garca is so FUCKING gay
by I fuck women every day September 17, 2022
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