Homie

a male friend you are so close with that you would love and be gay with if you guys were gay. But since your not gay you are just friends but lowkey ur like it would be great if we were gay and could be gay together

“Are you guys gay?”
“Nah we’re homies”

by Janesplaining January 8, 2021

Homie

A friend

Aye homie, you good?

by Foosgonewild February 18, 2021

Homie heads

A slang to say play fighting between friends

“Wanna homie heads”

by Ur lol is supper hot September 25, 2021

Homieostasis

A relatively stable state of platonic relationship between two individuals wherein one member of the relationship ejaculates in the other's anus and the other, in return, ejaculates in the first's anus.

Bill and Joshua have reached homieostasis, according to Mary, who said she spotted them ejaculating in each other's anuses.

My best friend and I have just reached homieostasis last night, I am excited to share this with my girlfriend!

by Homie Master April 20, 2022

Homie

Someone you kiss goodnight and would fuck. But like no homo.

Person 1: Yo my homie it’s time for bed.
Person 2: Goodnight, Homie

by kissyourhomiegoodnight May 9, 2022

Hebrew Homie

A person of Hebrew decent.

Usually refers to a Hebrew teacher.

Person: Hey, Hebrew homie! What's good?!

by drizzy99733 February 23, 2011

smash a homie

the act of letting people know that you are about to take a huge dump. also known as dropping the kids off at the pool,making a donation to the porcelain gods, and taking the browns to the superbowl

dude that taco bell is killing me... i gotta go smash a homie

by homie smasher November 20, 2009