Hoemongous

Big How Bitch

Me: you see that hoemongous over there bro

Bro:what the heyll is that ?

Me: a big hoe bitch you ain't know?

by Crimeny October 27, 2014

homecominged

Getting absolutely, totally, completely annihilated during homecoming festivities. A whole helluva lot of alcohol and/or drugs are most certainly involved. This can (and very often) result in one or more of the following:

Memory Loss
Dizziness/Loss of balance
Waking up in a random location
Random cuts, bruises
Ending up getting intimate with a complete stranger (or two)
Vomiting
Making a fool of yourself and ending up on Youtube/Facebook/etc for all of eternity

One might say "oh so you just got fucked up then?" No. Getting "homecominged" is "fucked up" multiplied by about a billion.

"I woke up in the middle of Aberdeen wearing nothing but fuzzy slippers and an inner tube. Apparently I've got lipstick on, and I'm a guy. My ass got homecominged."

by Mr. Capo November 3, 2014

Homeboyaneese

A person (typically a close friend or homeboy) who is fluent in gang vocabulary and terminology as well as gang signs and mannerisms.

I'm sorry Mr. Gang Member, let me get my homeboy to explain what I mean so that you don't cut me, he speaks Homeboyaneese. He can explain that what I said was a compliment, not an insult.

by Daddydog007 April 16, 2015

Hoemotion

A large emotional regret you get while performing a sexual act on a person that is not your partner.

Raquel was overwhelmed with hoemotions while thinking of smashing some other guy. Meanwhile her dude at work busting his ass.

by Josh713 September 22, 2015

homemade moisturizer

when that creepy kid busts a nut, puts it in a container, and gives it to you as lotion

or when you and bae wanna get freaky

Jonah hit me up with some homemade moisturizer last night, want some? *rubs it all over face*

by satansnigga666 September 2, 2016

homework thoughts

Similar to shower thoughts, homework thoughts are random ideas that occur when put in a particular state of thinking via a certain condition. A bored student who's supposed to be doing his/her homework has these thoughts after at least 10 minutes of work and a lingering onset of boredom.

"I was doing my homework yesterday, and my foot went numb because I was sitting on it. Then, I realized that people with foot fetishes can do that and then pretend they're playing with someone else's feet!"

"Dude, that's a pretty awesome homework thought."

"Yeah man! Then, I went online to talk about it and procrastinate and realized I had to include the word being defined itself in the example sentences because Urban Dictionary is annoying. homework thoughts"

by JayBlack October 30, 2016

homemade mechanic

Hit shit with wrench

All that banging I heard last night must have been the homemade mechanic next door

by LordMemion February 7, 2017