hog cramps

After giving your all when sucking dick, you get neck cramps, so be it called hog cramps.

Jesus: how did it go with Luke?
Sarah: I have hog cramps from it

by thisfakehair April 23, 2019

30-50 feral hogs

Referencing a post on Twitter in which someone asks "Legit question for rural Americans- How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 minutes while my small kids play?". In the original post, it was supposed to be defending gun laws. Now it is used as an expression when something says something improbable.

Person A: What if improbable thing happens??
Person B: What if there were 30-50 feral hogs?

by designatedtwink January 28, 2025

Time Hog

International Pig of Mystery whose powers include skeet shooting, satirical wit, and obscure Wes Anderson references. He wears a cape, only sometimes gels his hair, and generally has a difficult time putting on weight.

"Hey Time Hog, come over here and TRY to solve world hunger."

"No thanks. Do you especially think I'm NOT a genius? You didn't even have to think about it, did you?Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"

by International Pig of Mystery September 20, 2013

Claude Hog

A developer who deploys Claude API calls with reckless abandon, burning through the team's monthly token budget in days, leaving their teammates staring at rate-limit errors and existential dread.

Those devs over there are a bunch of Claude Hogs who eat up (consume) all of the tokens within days of us getting them.

by Ricdiablo November 11, 2025

Hog in the Henhouse

When a male enters a room filled predominantly with women.

Sarah: “what’s that guy doing at our womens rights protest?”

Ashley: “I don’t know, he’s a total hog in the henhouse.”

by Beach red neck September 11, 2021

girthy hog

When you’ve got a GIRTHY penis.

“Did you see his hog?”
“It’s so girthy!!”
“He definitely has a girthy hog”

by pca13 May 23, 2018

Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.

...
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)

by Owen's World August 31, 2016