feeding his duck

Giving him a hand-job, jacking him off, manually stimulating him

On their first date, she ended up feeding his duck.

by I<3UrbanDictionary March 10, 2010

bag his junk

The act of putting on a condom.

John Edwards wanted to be the leader of the free world, but wasn't smart enough to bag his junk.

by jrsjoint March 15, 2010

overplayed his punt

Overplayed his punt; (v) When someone does something that ends up way more remarkable than his initial effort.

When you see a total dork-ass feeb with a hot chick, you say; Wow, that dude really overplayed his punt to end up with her!

It's like when a football team recovers the ball and scores on a kick away.

When a guy pulls of a terrible pick up line, but gets laid anyway.

by Reverend Ron October 30, 2010

Achilles in his tent

When a big member of anything refuses to work because of some petty dispute.

Achilles during the Trojan War, in the Illiad:
Agamemnon: BlahblahblahI'm king blahblahblah.
Achilles: Oh my Zeus shut up! *skulks off to tent*
Greeks:*die horribly*

"Jill and Jack couldn't agree on what color was the best, so Jill refused to participate in the PFD. What an Achilles in his tent!"

by Eurylochus November 8, 2009

Biting His Balls

Acting nervously about a situation. This term can be used in place of "Biting His Nails"

TJ is really biting his balls about tomorrow's test.

by Pa$cal February 24, 2009

in his/her bag

Crazy. Doing something stupid. In Philly terms, "Drawn" or "Drawlin". Actin a fool. In NYC terms, "Wildin Out".

Shorty's in her bag right now wearing leather leg-ins and boots in the summertime. He or She is in his/her bag right now thinkin they can keep goin around having unprotected sex and not catch something.

by SouloCutz April 6, 2009

hi how are you

A word to say to someone who you first meet. Your also trying to be nice and friendly, but your just actually toxic as hell and your gonna make them go to depressed as everyone else that you did.

me: hi how are you
???: hi! im ok :)
me: didnt you read the urban dictionary?
???: oh no..

by im smart as ashley February 17, 2021