Slow horse

1. a donkey, a domestic ass, Equus asinus.
2. a long-eared domesticated member of the horse family (Equidae), descended from the African wild ass (Equus asinus)
3. (since 1874) a representation of this animal as the emblem of the U.S. Democratic party.
4. a stupid, silly, or obstinate person.

Vanessa: Hey look, why are those tourists riding on that 'slow horse'?
John: That's a donkey, my dear!

by juanmarcos1 December 14, 2010

autistic horse

Rowan in elementary

woah that’s a firm grasp and an autistic horse

by Edgy lord December 7, 2017

milk horse

cow

hey look at that milk horse

by Ben10IsTheBest March 9, 2018

Trojan horse

When a poo disguises itself as a fart

oh shit i just had a trojan horse

by Syinyide April 28, 2019

Horse Willy

Typically the willy found on a horse.

Also an exclamation or silence-filler. This is usually accidental. A form of tourettes.

"So that's a big pile of Horse Willy then..."

"Horse Willy. So..when shall we go shopping?"

"I'm scared! Horse Willy. I don't want to see to terrible people at university today."

by terribleterriblefabulous January 16, 2007

Sysa horse

Sysa horse is a legendary animal. The sysa is derived from the turkish word sisa (sesa) that means smelly serf. In the schythian-nomad empire the sesa was the lowest grade. In many civilization (fe: the Kazar empire, the seleucid empire) siesa means horse-milker or sexton. Sysa horse is a magic platypus who killed the last king of the bloddy grapemans.

"Blackfoot" Marcus Siesa was a schythian-hun-arabian-parthian cohort who fighterd in the Danube basin against the romanian army. When a legionray attacked him he ate the agressor, but it vas just an old legend of sysa horse

by Dr. loverdon March 4, 2009

Trojan Horse

Dumping a fart in the middle of a group, while managing to get out before it kicks in so you cannot be blamed.

Person 1: "Look at that group pinching their noses", Person 2: "Yeah, I just left a Trojan Horse over there"

by kaleplek95 April 4, 2019