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Horse face

Having a long face similar to that of a horse, or having other characteristics of a horse's face. Often used as a term to insult women by men with a penis the size and shape of a baby mushroom.

Antonyms: Be Best.
"She had a horse face, but I nailed her bigly, but I made her sign a contract to stay quiet about it."
by KeithDB October 17, 2018
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Trojan Horse

Dumping a fart in the middle of a group, while managing to get out before it kicks in so you cannot be blamed.
Person 1: "Look at that group pinching their noses", Person 2: "Yeah, I just left a Trojan Horse over there"
by kaleplek95 April 4, 2019
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Slow horse

1. a donkey, a domestic ass, Equus asinus.
2. a long-eared domesticated member of the horse family (Equidae), descended from the African wild ass (Equus asinus)
3. (since 1874) a representation of this animal as the emblem of the U.S. Democratic party.
4. a stupid, silly, or obstinate person.
Vanessa: Hey look, why are those tourists riding on that 'slow horse'?
John: That's a donkey, my dear!
by juanmarcos1 December 14, 2010
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4 Horses

When someone sends 4 horse emojis, that person is trying to tell you they want to have a foresome with you and your friends. A side definition is having a horse shlong.
Samber just sent me 4 Horses in emojis, he definitely wants a foresome, maybe he's packing too.
by Sussy S Supermarket January 20, 2022
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Floppy Horse

when a horse is walking. a.k.a horse jangler
hey look at that horse jangler. i could also use the term floppy horse
by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003
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sally horse

1. a nasty, STD-ridden, "i wouldnt f*ck you with HIS dick", missing teeth, stinky prostitute

2. code word for nuts on your back

3. a girl who is more than a little slutty but doesnt seem to realize it, and when confronted about it, she "has no idea what you're talking about"

4. Kim from bus 5063
That girl in those hoochie mama shorts and half shirt is such a sally horse!

Vivian's new boyfriend pulled a sally horse on her. She wasn't too happy about it.
by Cherry Darling January 20, 2009
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Horse laughing

When one is laughing so hard they resemble an excited horse throwing their head up and down.
Cory was horse laughing when Jane fell because else wasn't paying attention.
by Katt1496 July 8, 2017
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