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hog mother

adj. A Gamer Girl who loves to flick the ol' bean and chug loose corn-milk.
Ugh, you are a honkin' Hog Mother.

Gosh, your friend is quite the Hog Mother. I caught her flicking her nipples thrice this week.
by Micky123 October 9, 2013
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xp hog

Someone who relentlessly hoards xp to themselves in a video game. They always work alone, as having anyone accompanying them will inadvertbly force them to do the one thing they despise more than anything else: sharing xp.
When Jeff plays minecraft, he likes to build cunning traps around mob spawners to trap other players. What a xp hog.
by zombieman132 October 18, 2013
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Sly Hog

An extremely weird person who likes videos about cats. He may also enjoy visions of fat people rolling down hills. They can also be awesome but only if their name is Chris. Otherwise theyre just weird.
DUUUDE LOOK UP THIS VIDEO OF THIS CAT PLAYING KEYBOARD!!

you're such a sly hog!!
by Quianna Guilici June 21, 2012
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Convo Hogging

When you post a status update on facebook and a member of the opposite sex takes over the comment conversation, causing each and every one of your total of 10 friends to back off.
See nine out of ten current Facebooks for an example of Convo Hogging.
by Yourfaceisuglyregardless December 28, 2011
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Scrotum Hog

A sexually promiscous woman, usually with a well used vagina, who during sex, takes not only the entirety of the penis, but also the testicles, into her vagina.
Jane's such a scrotum hog, John said he got his nuts stuck in her last night.
by Avery the Great July 13, 2011
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Hog Auger

Referring to your penis after a long night of drinking then going out to purpously sleep with large women in competition with your friends to see who can sleep with the most in one night.
Man my hog auger hurts a ton today. I was out humping fat chicks all night and i bet i won.
by firebill July 14, 2011
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Turd Hog

A person who shits their pants alot and/or takes it in the butt.
Person 1: (farts during the whole class and it's rank)
Person 2: "Man your a turd hog, go wipe your ass"
by Trudaddy November 5, 2011
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