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Turd Hog

A person who shits their pants alot and/or takes it in the butt.
Person 1: (farts during the whole class and it's rank)
Person 2: "Man your a turd hog, go wipe your ass"
by Trudaddy November 5, 2011
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hog long

a form of measurement used to described things comparably in hog length.
"how long is your snowboard?" "oh about hog long"
"hog long is this pork going to take to cook?"
by FGsupport September 2, 2011
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Froth Hog

Hey buddy, wanna get some froth hogs after work?
by crusty throat October 4, 2011
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Hog Pic

When men send pics of their peen
I can’t believe that Jack sent her a f*cling hog pic”
by hotblondebitch1 October 15, 2023
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inside-hands hogging

Describes what you would be doing if you indulged in a double-handshake clasp wif a couple, in dat they themselves would not be able to hold hands wif each other during dat time.
An easy way to avoid selfishly committing inside-hands hogging is to release these two hands after a few moments of contentedly-closed-eyed clasping, softly fit their hands back together in a classic holding-hands clasp, and then take da couple's free "outside" hands to cradle instead.
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
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Tater Hog

An hideously obese bull headed middle aged woman with a bowl cut. An extremely loud specimen, She will grumble loudly about her flapping vagina and gaping poo and semen crusted anus. They are ferel creatures with a diet consisting of methamphetamines fake Mexican oxy 30's and the Ben and Jerry's ice cream you just purchased for your girlfriend.

WARNING: A Tater hog is not your friend she is a parasite living on your raw butter, ice cream and your dope.

Signs you might have a tater hog:The overwhelming smell of cat piss and kitty poop as she is incapable of taking care of her pets or cleaning a litterbox, used poo covered turkey basters strewn about the room due to her compulsive obsession with shooting melted butter and methamphetamine up her massive gaping asshole, and of course things you own turning up missing almost every time you leave the house. Also refered to as a swamp donkey, usually named tyilesha or something similar.
That fucking tater hog got my dope again?!
by Taintpoker November 1, 2023
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Hog Flip

The hog(pig) is your penis, you give it a flip; best prepare the hog.
Philip will give your mother the hog and your grandma the hog flip.
by Cosmos1337 November 13, 2023
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