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German Popsicle

when a man poops on a woman's vagina then has sex with her and when his dick is covered in shit he makes the girl lick it like a Popsicle.
Guy: hey dude i gave maria a german popsicle lastnight!
Guy 2: Nice!
by birdman16 February 7, 2012
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German

Some of the meanest, most untolerant, closed minded, people in all of europe. I should know as I live there, so all of yuo who define germany as "omg!! iTs LiKe so KeWl, and TheIr Not NaZis" should get a fucking clue, as german has a huge facist population and the Nazi party still runs for elections in states like bavaria, winning up to 25% of the overall vote. So, get your facts straight. Germans also have no fashion sence as one look on the street will reveal. They try to dress black or like soccar players and say bad things about america any chance they get yet turn around and listen to all american bands. Even the German radio plays mainly American songs. Dont beleive me? Look it up!
German- "achtung, ein Amerikanish soldat. Geht nach Amerika Amerikanish Swine!"
American soldier serving in Germany on peacekeeping mission- What you think im an intruder in your country? This should be the 51st sate!

For you see there are American military bases in Germany, ans even though the germans "hate americans" they try all they can to get on base and shop at the BX and Px. Hypocrits.
by sir-loin October 5, 2005
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German

VERY ANGRY ALL GERMANS SPEAK AND ACT ANGRY CONSTANTLY: surley you have noticed that whenever a german speaks he yells and screams and shakes his head his or her face becomes extremly red and he yells indecipherable no matter what the mood of a german they will wear and act angry as hell stay away from these people
Here is an example of a German speaking: ACT TUNG, ROCHENBURGENHALFESDER DE ROMPUS DE JUDAS HAGGENBASTEROFLOR DE MEDICNOCHENER :(
by The one baller April 11, 2005
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German Handshake

Wacking off to a german girl on the interwebz.AKA COURTNEY. This is the german handshake.
Mario and german girl doin the dirty german handshake
by Brazil boi October 9, 2008
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German Pencil Sharpener

The act of cutting a whole into a living or nonliving human being's head and fornicating with the wound
That German Pencil Sharpener made my shlong extra sharp!
by slicky brown nipples March 21, 2009
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german

German on you.
German, my teacher got me in trouble.
by manzanita November 21, 2010
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german

another name for a virgin because it sounds like it.
said so young kids or older adults wont know what the hell your talkin about.
most likely said to girls.
by Shannon aka Shay June 17, 2007
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