gorilla golf

basketball

When Lebron James dunks the basketball, that is gorilla golf at its finest.

by Convict's Comic May 24, 2023

GORILLA BRAIN

The art of small brain activity in relation to everyday occurrences.

Emem: Yoo that nigga Matthew lit the J yesterday with the filter still in his mouth.
Felix: Bruh mans def got that Gorilla Brain.

Philos: Broo you never tried smoking like that though?!

by northerntitties February 20, 2022

The Silver-Back Gorilla

When two sexual partners engage in doggy style in a walk in freezer. When the man is about to ejaculate he pulls out and discharges over the female's back and rubs it in. This will cause the woman to exclaim 'ooo, ooo' like a gorilla due to the extreme sudden heating of the woman's back during said ejaculation. For added realism the man may beat his chest at the point of orgasm,remove pubic hairs and sprinkle on semen or make an African American individual the sexual partner.

Hey babe, wanna have the sexy time?

Only if we do The Silver-Back Gorilla.

by SEXYTIM June 2, 2016

paper gorillas

they have small flimsy dicks

"my friend got me models of paper gorillas fo my birthday"
"fuck him"

by 69 months January 9, 2022

GORILLA UGLY

Gorilla ugly, when you are so ugly and you don't recognize it.

Your girlfriend is so gorilla ugly, that when she looks at a gorilla at the zoo the gorilla thinks it's looking at its on reflection.

by manemo December 21, 2022

Gorilla Tag

A rather decent game ruined by racist and annoying kids from 6-12 who either yell racial slurs or want to play minigames.

Gorilla Tag kid: Does anyone want to play minigames?
Normal person: Holy shit shut up.

by France Is Terrible June 2, 2025

Gorilla breath

A very musty bad breath or a B.O.

Wow, he smells so bad, he has gorilla breath!

by Leopards14 November 6, 2019