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GORILLA UGLY

Gorilla ugly, when you are so ugly and you don't recognize it.
Your girlfriend is so gorilla ugly, that when she looks at a gorilla at the zoo the gorilla thinks it's looking at its on reflection.
by manemo December 21, 2022
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gorilla tag

gorilla tag is a virtual reality game where your a gorilla, or even a monkey. the main goal of the game is to get everyone tagged, once everyone gets tagged, the game restarts.
MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY, stop chasing me gorilla, aye wanna play gorilla tag? stop chasing me monkey
by concern April 20, 2022
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Gorilla Head

The act of giving a woman oral sex and the woman has not shaved.
Bro I totally gave chloe gorilla head last night.
by GorillaHeadCreator2003 September 3, 2022
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zesty ahh gorilla

Zesty ahh gorilla meaning: A zesty gorilla trying to seduce 5 year old girls

Person 1: Did you see the Zesty gorilla over there?

Person 2: No, I didn't..

Person 1: Yeah, it's so fucking zesty that it tries to seduce 6-year-olds
by harharfreddyfazbear November 24, 2023
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Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin

When you use super glue to glue your dick tip shut then you jerk off to completion
Yo I gave myself a Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin yesterday and now I think I have an infection
by PickleKing11 May 13, 2023
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Vanilla Gorilla

Another word for Cracker, aka a "racial" term for Caucasians
Bob: "Bro there is a Vanilla Gorilla near the ice cream shop"

Tom: "Just say cracker bruv"
by TheVanillaGorilla12345 March 1, 2024
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Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.
John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.
by TaylorS999 March 4, 2012
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