Golden Teabag

It's the perfoming of a sexual act, where you rub your testicles in someones face, while being able to urinate inside someones mouth.

My girlfriend wanted me to show her something new. So i performed the Golden Teabag. She left the day afterwards.

by Plus5ToDexterityVest July 2, 2011

golden girl

The formal act of shaming, by full-screening a Youtube video, typically of the popular television show Golden Girls, for leaving one's laptop unlocked, whilst attending to physical matters.

etymology: Explorys, circa 2012

Yo... he just left his computer unlocked:
we should golden girl him.

by deekim October 28, 2019

Golden Mickey

The Golden Mickey is the act of giving your significant other a golden shower while staying at a Disney attraction

Adam just got banned from Disney for giving his girl a golden Mickey at space mountain.

by Egg cup July 7, 2020

Golden Mole

The process of going down on a girl blindfolded with your hands tied behind your back.

Paris Hilton's new viral video features her getting a Golden Mole.

by BallerShotCaller21 February 13, 2017

Golden Corral

A Golden Corral is when you’re sexually aroused when a horse pees on you.

Example 1: I’m going over to Goldie and Carl’s ranch for a Golden Corral.

by weallcannibal April 15, 2020

Golden Sauna

When taking a piss in a porta-a-john on a cold night and the steam from it rises up and hits you.

"Hey, smell me"

"Why?"

"I just took a golden sauna"

by Proto314 September 26, 2017

Golden Creampie

When a male urinates and ejaculates in the same orifice.

"Did you hook up with Susie last night?"
"Yeah, dude!!!! I gave that hoe a golden creampie."

by xxxBigBootyHoe69xxx August 9, 2016