solid gold dancer

A person who dances funky disco with a dollar in their mouth at a party. Solid gold dancers are often found at weddings, bar mitzvahs and birthday parties. They can also be described as embarrassments, psycho, and crazy. They are mostly parents, grandparents and old men and old women.

girl 1: "Carly you're the best solid gold dancer ever!"
girl 2: "Thanks, I learned it from this old guy I met at
the wedding I went to last week."
girl 1: "Wow can you teach me at the bar mitzvah on
Saturday night?!"
girl 2: "No problem Lee! We will totally be the best
dancers there!"

by nuggers April 24, 2006

California Gold Rush

After recieving oral sex to the point of orgasm, the reciever aims and shoots his semen up the performers nostrils and then gives the reciever a tissue to "mine" the newly polished "gold".

After prom my girlfriend let me give her a good-ole-fashioned California Gold Rush.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

rose gold iphone

Not every woman with a rose gold iPhone is a whore but every whore has a rose gold iPhone

I was on a date with this girl and then I saw she had a rose gold iPhone. Decided not to risk it and left prematurely.

by Jimbobjoewheredidyougo October 23, 2019

SOLID GOLD COD

Gold smuggles in through a choice of fish in brixham

i brang in a rolex in some Mullet through the brixham trawler industry

by Krissy that king June 21, 2003

Boswell Band of Gold

Probably the worst marching band in the history of marching bands, and that's being nice. The Band of Gold couldn't hold a tune if you gave them a bucket. Their colorguard looks like they were hand selected out of a bag of turds. Also, they are known uniform thieves. Yeah, the two different color sleeves were OUR idea. Jerks.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear what happened to the Boswell Band of Gold?
Guy 2: Yeah! They got last place at every competition EVER.
Guy 1: Let's go watch The Spirit of Saginaw Band. I hear they ROCK!
Guy 2: YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH

by FuzzysTacos July 22, 2011

all that glitters is gold

its all gold you idiot

all that glitters is gold

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

Gold Spotted Ring

It is when a man takes a piss while the ring of the toilet is down. The accuracy of men pissing is terrible, leading to the cause of getting urine all over the ring and just leaves it there. The "Gold Spotted Ring" is born.

1. "Dude, did you leave a Gold Spotted Ring on my toilet again?"

2. "I swear to God, I didn't!"

by AngelWings111 November 25, 2011