glooks🖤

You are getting friendzoned really hard in most friendly way. I would just recommend you go cry

Alexandra : Swipes up on post “😍😍😍 you cute”

Random : “Glooks🖤”

Alexandra : go cry’s you friends “I just got curved”

by Famoustru March 24, 2021

Mourning Glory

Masturbating at a funeral. Often performed as a dare, sometimes as a form of closure.

It was a really beautiful service. It was open casket, so I enjoyed some mourning glory.

by Gabio July 7, 2011

glonass

1. A russian GPS system
2. A derogatory term towards your friend

"hey Dave you are a Glonass!"

by Brendin February 21, 2005

glory position

(n.) 1. The shittiest shift and/or job at work that a person can get stuck in. Then the douchebag boss comes along and names it the "glory position" merely to patronize you and show just how insignificant you are. 2. Plastering yourself face first into the bathroom wall with knees spread as wide as possible. This allows for deepest penetration into the glory hole.

Today the boss announced that I would be taking the Glory Position from 2AM to 12AM. I was confused as to how I would keep myself pressed against the bathroom wall for that long, but was later informed that the fucking douchebag is just putting me on the shittiest shift possible.

by Jackson Brown-eye October 25, 2006

Glory stealer

Someone who takes credit for a source of fame or honour they did not create, also may refer to someone who jumps into a situation at the last moment and claims precedence.

Urban dictionary author 1: Hey dude check out this new word ive created, ive spent goddamn weeks on it.

Urban dictionary author 2: Oh yeh? lets have a look.....

Urban dictionary author 1: Hey what are you doing?

Urban dictionary author 2: Finders keepers fucker.

Urban dictionary author 1: Goddamn glory stealer.

President Roosevelt: Id like to thank the armed forces and all those at home in the USA for single handedly winning the second world war.

Churchill: Fucking glorystealer.

by Jared Ellis January 18, 2008

Glossing the Radiator

A phrase used by Squeeth, a regular poster on the IMDB forums, meaning that he was having a wank.

I was glossing the radiator in the hall.

by Governor Frontbottom April 24, 2009

Glorified Guitar Hero Player

A person who plays music in a band or solo (most commonly Indie Rock or other hipster music) who has no or very little talent yet feels compelled to strut around or just generally act like a "Rock Star". Most commonly found in cities with "great music scenes" such as Austin or Seattle and simply revitalizes the idea of empty egotism over any substance. People who want to act like "Rock Stars" for the status symbol, but actually know very little about music itself. So therefore people with the exact same talent and delusional sense of self-importance that a person playing the video game "Guitar Hero" would feel.

I went to the show last night and it sucked, they were all just a bunch of Glorified Guitar Hero Players douche bags.

by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009