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fudge load

A metric fuck ton only said by people who are in middle school and dont like cursing also Catholic grandmas
"O boy i sure do have a fudge load of homework"
by Zoë the cock master March 17, 2017
mugGet the fudge loadmug.

Fudge knuckle

When you have uncontrollable rectal leaking and it ends up all over your testicles and inner thighs. You reach down to check what has happened and your hands and knuckles get covered in the devils fudge.
Phil : I am so embarrassed, i ate a dodgy vindaloo last night and it has played havoc with my nether regions.

Damo : how could you tell what had happened?

Phil : i reached down to check and ended up with a bloody fudge knuckle !
Damo : i have to go now, i think i left the iron on....
by Frank Fontain June 15, 2019
mugGet the Fudge knucklemug.

fudge sex

Sex with teachers who look like Lauren jauregui or sex with a vampire gardener #bbcwildlife #ifuckedyobitch
by Jacky sucks June 5, 2017
mugGet the fudge sexmug.

fudge sugar

The semen clings to the pubic hairs surrounding the rectum and crystallizes or hardens into sugar like scabs
He could see that James was a dirty man, a week later and the evidence of their encounter still clung as fudge sugar.
by DucksAreMyFavourite May 31, 2018
mugGet the fudge sugarmug.

fudging cousins

gay male cousins at least once removed who engage in anal sex
Ted and ed are fudging cousins its cool their parents arnt siblings jus cousins
by cat135 July 2, 2015
mugGet the fudging cousinsmug.

Fudge Merchant

One who sell's or deals in the supply of fudge.

However similar to the that of the Homosexual term of "Fudge-Packer" and it means one who indulges in Homosexual acts. Also know as "Lad Central".
I met Charlie Eldeing last night he was a right Fudge Merchant.
by OTFB March 21, 2010
mugGet the Fudge Merchantmug.

hot fudge round

This is the act of cooking a Little Debbie's Fudge Round on a stick over an open fire and giving it to The Truck Man.
I'm going to go give this hot fudge round to Truck Man because he got stuck and needs a pick-me-up.
by Maythedickbewithyou October 14, 2017
mugGet the hot fudge roundmug.

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