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Gone fishing

1. A prosedure in which a man hangs his wang out into the red sea with bait in which will track down eggs that look hot and sexy(try not to go for a retarded one).

2. A sign that tells someone that the person is gone(but they are really doing definition #1).

3. A women that shoves fish into her vajingo.
Dude, how many times have you gone fishing with her?

Go hang a gone fishing sign first.

You women have gone fishing too much.
by jjyoface January 9, 2008
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Gay Fishing

A term meaning foolish or stupid. A waste of time.
by Maria Abbazabba April 11, 2004
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Fishing

The act of fishing is you send a member of the opposite sex a saucy picture of yourself, in the hope of receiving an equally good picture.
"I went fishing last night"
"Oh yeah, get anything good?"
by King_Richard July 29, 2009
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Fishing

while at a camp going off into the woods and making out
Kim: "Why is Sarah's back covered in leaves?"
Dylan: "She was out fishing with Dale."
by Veronica Mars (<3) August 14, 2010
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Ultimate Fisting

You have previously read about fisting. But when you are in bed with your partner, you realize that her "hole" isnt big enough. so you contemplate the idea on what you should do. So you lay her down calmly, then throw a right hook punch at her vagina. The force of your punch shatters her pelvis, allowing you to insert your fist into her.

also, while you are throwing the punch, you yell, "ULTIMATE FISTING," really loud.
dude her vagina was so small so i had to do some ultimate fisting to make it big enough for sex.
by babysleigher69 March 17, 2011
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Flower Fighting

The best game in the world to play at you're girlfriends house. Running around the yard flirting with you're loved one and throwing flowers at each other.
Maddie and Ricky are flower fighting again! Aren't they just perfect for each other?
by Awesomenessrickman June 30, 2011
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gay fishing rod

it’s where you take the hook of a fishing rod and stick it up a dudes ass and take out their intestines and eat good.
dude:i did the gay fishing rod and i havent shit for three weeks
by eelijah._ January 7, 2022
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