cock-fight

A cock-fight is a sexual act - a contest between two or more guys where each guy with a raging boner "sword-fights" the others with their hard dicks -- the first to lose his erection has to suck the others off.

Now and then, a bunch of us horny cadets get together for a good cock-fight!

by USAF Cadet March 25, 2021

fighting cancer

Masturbating.
From the idea that frequent fapping lessens the risk of prostate cancer in males.

"I was gonna go out last night, but decided to stay at home and fight cancer instead"

"Every time you fight cancer God kills a kitten. What's worse? Cancer or a dead kitten?"

by Kaleidoscope July 14, 2005

Fight me

The thing your girlfriend says when she know that she lost. Is also code word for “fuck me daddy”

Ugh, you know what just fight me.

by Hero108rude337 March 9, 2018

Fighting Demons

Another way of saying "doing algebra homework".

Person#1: Hey, what are you up to
Person#2: In my room, fighting demons

by Graa Graa Gramaaa May 4, 2022

Giraffe fight

A giraffe fight is when males try to establish dominance in a pack to impress a female. Usually the males greatly outnumber the females.

(at a party with a high male to female ratio) Oh man, its a giraffe fight in here.

by Bankenfeur May 22, 2009

Don't fight the pipe

Also a term used by the large man I shared a jail cell with one time.

"Don't fight the pipe fish. Daddy gon' lay some pipe down like the water company. Yeah bitch!"
"Just don't touch my face."

by Silky Johnson December 23, 2005

Fight Week

Any week in a month which is pre-determined by a group of friends. During this week you may randomly insult, assault/attack and or wrestle your friend with no repercussions due to the fact that it is Fight Week! Can take place in any location such as amsterdam for example.

*Charlie Punch's Owen in the Face!*

Owen: "What the hell was that for?"

Charlie: "Its fight week baby!"

or

Owen: "Charlie you are a useless sack of shit!"

Charlie: "Are you forgetting its fight week?"
*Charlie punches Owen in the face!*

by Silver Back and Tiny Bicep October 15, 2010